Abhishek Tiwari

The funnier Abhishek

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Does calling someone beautiful means that there's someone ugly?

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

@NewsWire_US 1 paua bhi karde, Jeet jayega bhai

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Ladla bhai yojna

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says he will issue a $5,000 "dividend" to every adult citizen in the US if the Republicans win the midterm elections.

There are currently ~245 million US citizens age 18+, meaning this dividend would cost ~$1.2 trillion.

This would mark the biggest economic stimulus payment since the pandemic.

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Lammens getting ready to score his first bazooka

[Odenwa @OdenwaBTC]

Goalkeeper not to score option, 19 champions League matches.
Gives 15 Odds
Free money 💰

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Lawyer up asshole

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

First teaser trailer for Luca Guadagnino’s 'Artificial'

Starring Andrew Garfield as OpenAI CEO Sam Altman

In theaters Christmas Day

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

@sadkrihours Yaar main ladki hota to mera same tweet bhi hit hota😞

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

@WhiteHouse

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

@McDonalds I wasn't familiar with your game

[ANI @ANI]

All illegal constructions with more than four floors will be immediately sealed, and strict action will be taken against the guilty officials, leading to their immediate dismissal. These orders will be implemented with immediate effect: MCD

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Day 5
Logged in after 3 hours

#FuckMicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Trying to log in to MS Teams and it's stuck in the loop of "Enter Password" "Approve Authenticator" "Loading...." "couldn't log in"
#Fuckmicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Resume mein skills se zyada to certifications ho gaye guru

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

I don't love him enough to keep him in my FPL

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

🫶 BRUNO

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Wake up babe, Day 4 is here
#FuckMicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Trying to log in to MS Teams and it's stuck in the loop of "Enter Password" "Approve Authenticator" "Loading...." "couldn't log in"
#Fuckmicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Rohit Sharma - 6

You're probably forgetting the Ind vs Eng test where he declared, told them to go and play and then declare again

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Most Innings Declarations by Indian Test Captains:

Virat Kohli - 29.
MS Dhoni - 15.
Sourav Ganguly - 14.
Mohammad Azharuddin - 11.
Sunil Gavaskar - 10.
Rahul Dravid - 9.
Kapil Dev - 7.
Rohit Sharma - 5.
Shubham Gill - 4*.

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Funding the war from both sides

[®|$#! @SkyStar04510789]

Ye aadmi ka mast model h September main aake gyan dega Savdhan Rahe Satark Rahe, kaise criminals ka dimag kaam karta h, kaise crimes hote h, kaise crimes se bachna h aur fir October main Drishyam 3 main criminals ko body chhupane ki aur saboot mitaane ke naye tarike sikhayega

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Ajay Devgan will return in Drishyam 4

[Lets Cinema @letscinema]

Drishyam 4 — officially announced by producer and director Jeethu Joseph.

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Abb plot twist hoga ki Sam to kabhi mara hi nahi tha, abhi bhi zinda hai

[Ajay Devgn @ajaydevgn]

Har insaan ka nazariya alag hota hai… mere liye meri family hi sab kuch hai.

#DrishyamTheConclusion in cinemas 2nd October. 

#Tabu #ShriyaSaran #RajatKapoor @JaideepAhlawat @prakashraaj @AbhishekPathakk @KumarMangat #SanjeevJoshi #AlokJain @AndhareAjit @ishidutta #MrunalJadhav @starstudio18_ @PanoramaMovies

#DrishyamDay #2ndOct

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Day 3
#FuckMicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Trying to log in to MS Teams and it's stuck in the loop of "Enter Password" "Approve Authenticator" "Loading...." "couldn't log in"
#Fuckmicrosoft

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Can someone from the reserved category explain why they are against income based reservation instead of caste based?

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Recency bias is real because it got me thinking hockey is a better sport than football after watching #indvspak hockey World Cup match.
But in 3 days' time I'll watch #manchesterunited ball and definitely know that hockey is better than football.

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Need a word to word analysis of this song because even 10 years later I still don't know the lyrics

[🎭 @Main_Khamakha]

urdu- muhajir, but the discourse also introduced me to 'kagul' (NOT the word being sung btw, its main *ta gul)

[Abhishek Tiwari @abhisnake5]

Recency bias is real because it got me thinking hockey is a better sport than football after watching #indvspak hockey World Cup match.
But in 3 days' time I'll watch #manchesterunited ball and definitely know that hockey is better than football.