Abi Chapman

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[Abi Chapman @abi_c_25]

Patient with no teeth tells me they smoke to keep illnesses at bay #okay

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When Hillary lost, she conceded graciously and then went for a walk in the woods.

When Kamala lost, she conceded graciously and then got back work as our VP.

When Trump lost, he wouldn’t concede and then incited a deadly attack on our Capitol.

But yes, tell me more about how women are “too emotional” to lead, won’t you.

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

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[Beverley Town Ladies FC @BevTownLadies]

Following their 6-1 win away at @Rasenladies, the @RossoladiesFC will face us at their Oxford Street stadium on Sunday 22nd December in the @AdobeWFACup

Looking forward to a trip to Rossington!

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”

[🇺🇦🌻No More Plato's Cave🌻🇺🇦 @NoMorePlatosCav]

I'm just sick and tired of this "this girl is a dude" bullshit about female Olympians. Katie Ledecky is a female you knuckle dragging morons. IIona Maher is a female you witless worms. And the boxer from Algeria, Imane Kehlif is a woman. If she were trans, she'd be in a

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Saw a pregnant squirrel for the first time today. I’m not sure what I expected but this exceeds all of it.

[siobhan @muwfcsiobhan]

watching the men makes me realise how much i prefer the lionesses

[Dentistry @Dentistry]

Man dies following DIY dentistry complications;

A 52-year-old man has reportedly died from sepsis due to complications caused by DIY dentistry⬇️

https://t.co/mtXKwRPmtn

#Dentistry #DIYDentistry #NHSDentistry

[Eve @evek181818]

the hottest movie parents ever are carla gugino and anthony banderas in spy kids. the second hottest movie parents ever are patricia clarkson and stanley tucci in easy A. thank you

[Dave Jones @ImJustDaveJ]

My eldest is trans and since he started living as male he's transformed from a suicidal teen into a happy and contented young man. I would rather support a son, than mourn a daughter.

[Paul Woodhouse @el_dentisto]

I get £11 for a checkup — that’s why NHS dentists are quitting

https://t.co/mpIFuDFPSS

Well written piece here

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC Breakfast showed a pigeon hitting a man’s head and Naga Munchetty lost it. It’s absolutely delightful.

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Nobody:

The preamble before a recipe:

[V 💙💛💚 @WaltzingKerrby]

The only Greenwood who should exist in English football is Alex Greenwood.

[Fanzine WSL @FanzineWSL]

Chloe Kelly’s penalty was more powerful than any Premier League goal last season. [@MailSport]

Her penalty was hit at 111km/h, with the most powerful Premier League goal being 107.2km/h from Saïd Benrahma against Crystal Palace 🎯 #FIFAWWC

[Savanna Hamilton @SavHamilton11]

My Uber driver today asked me “if I watched ‘the game’ last night?”

I asked “which one?” trying to understand what he was referring to.

He said “FIFA Women’s World Cup.”

As a woman in sport, it means a lot to hear a stranger say ‘the game’ and refer to women’s sports.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose