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@hannahkenton Hilarious though 😂

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

"Alan, I dare you to bite that bloke's head."

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Sperm whale ~clicks~ are the exact same noise as iPhone keyboards... so either sperm whales secretly text each other or iPhone took its inspiration from sperm whale communication #BluePlanet2

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@hannahkenton @BBCCiN Ahahahaha the best 😂😂

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https://t.co/s2TgQCzkdI 😂

[CODE Rugby @coderugbyau]

"When you rock up to the party feeling a little over dressed."

Kurtley Beale’s outrageous budgie snap with Prince William!

Story: https://t.co/G0n3L1L5Kq

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ski season shopping: just spent £30 on socks alone

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or if you get lost in snow avalanches :) :)

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Did you know ski season insurance covers search & rescue costs in case you get kidnapped by a bear... :):):)

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Im looking for somebody to peel some spuds live on stage tnight at this gig in Bethnal Green must have own peeler as you were LG x

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

To the peeler who peeled his little heart out lastnight you my friend are truly out there psychedelic even as you were King Parka Monkey x

[Geeks of Color @GeeksOfColor]

Reminder: Incredibles 2 comes out on June 15th, 2018. #Incredibles2

[Thekla Bristol @theklabristol]

Our beloved ship is under threat from proposed residential developments across the harbour in Redcliffe. Across the UK, an estimated 35% of grassroots music venues closed down between 2007 and 2015, many due to issues like this.

Let's not let this happen to Thekla! #savethekla

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Beyonce and I have an announcement to make...

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Today I threw my car key into the bin instead of a cup because having 2 hands is hard :) :)

[NME @NME]

Noel Gallagher had someone in his band playing scissors last night and people are well confused https://t.co/Lh7GLCZDmT

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Truck horns are hilariously unintimidating

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Pink skies 👌

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Can I hear gunshots or a slow clap version of a firework display