Abigail B

TV taught me how to feel, now real life has no appeal

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Trying to make plans with someone in NYC during the summer is impossible.

“Sorry, I’m in the Hamptons.”
“Sorry, I’m at the Jersey Shore.”
“Sorry, I’m on Fire Island.”
“Sorry, I’m in Europe.”

See you in October.

[Abigail B @abigailb_xD]

Don’t tell me anything isn’t possible bc how did I manifest making out with one of my reality tv celeb crushes

[Chris Gamez @Metsochist4Life]

What if we kissed on Jalen Brunson street

[Abigail B @abigailb_xD]

There are the only types of DMs I’ll be accepting this summer, plz and ty

[Jdab @JDabz87]

June 2026 in NYC will go down as the greatest month and vibes anywhere of all time 🗽🏆

[Abigail B @abigailb_xD]

Why did disco lines have to announce a break from touring 2 days before im supposed to see him 😭😭😭😭😭 please respect my privacy during this time of mourning

[aloof wife guy @_citoyenne]

My mayor Muslim
My lambo blue
My coffee iced
The rent froze too

[Abigail B @abigailb_xD]

Something about when men use the word “lovely” 😩😩😩😩🫠🫠🫠

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

my rent frozen
my jalen brunson

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

friends with benefits and the benefit is we are friends

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

how is socialism bad when everyone in new york seems to be having a much better time than everyone else

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Summer 2026 will really go down in the NYC history books

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

"are you good in bed?" yeah i can sleep for 21 hours straight

[BIG OWL 🦉 @ovoeduardooo]

Drake really went 18/18 on Iceman 18 years into his career man

[keep6ixsolid @keep6ixsolid]

Not a single NY Knicks player said ‘Put some Kendrick Lamar on’

[Peter Schrager @PSchrags]

This is true. NYC hasn't had a sunny May or June weekend in what feels like three years. Knicks win and it's picture perfect. Again, thank you Jalen Brunson.

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

here is Mamdani's entire speech at the Knicks parade, which is easily the best speech I've ever heard at an event of this sort

[Abigail B @abigailb_xD]

@mindsuppressed What’s the move