Abigail Timms

“the object isn't to make art, it's to be in that wonderful state which makes art inevitable" - robert henri

[Abigail Timms @abigailetimms]

it’s 2020 but i still need my glasses??

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Should’ve Said No x I Did Something Bad while people are actively clowning for both reputation and debut is one of the funniest things she’s ever done

[david byron queen @byron_queen]

finally reading House of Leaves

[Abigail Timms @abigailetimms]

hi sharks, i’m here today asking for a 5% interest in me

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT THE BRAKES TOO SOON 20 STITCHES IN A HOSPITAL ROOM!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[Abigail Timms @abigailetimms]

out of the woods playing in the airport while i’m wearing my taylor shirt? 1989 tv is coming

[post-hipster runoff altbaguette //// 🪩 @rinnyriot]

Spending over $100 for make-believe groceries at Trader Joe’s when you still have to go to another grocery store for real groceries is camp.

[leg @hellaleg]

already stressed about getting tickets to see taylor swift

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

On my third trip to the garbage to read how long to cook these nuggets

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

you grew up on harry potter. i grew up on adventures in odyssey. we are not the same

[Penguin Teen @PenguinTeen]

I am in this photo and I don’t like it

[weird ass places @weirdassplaces]

aladdin: I can show you the world

jasmine: ok

aladdin: lets just fly around the city we live in though

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Dolly Parton didn't spend her millions on vanity space travel, she's spent it putting 150 million books in the hands of children and honestly, more people should be like Dolly.

[keauxbe @kobsters_mckelv]

after it rains in GA the sun immediately comes out to steam us like a bag of crab legs

[Abigail Timms @abigailetimms]

@stickermule @carsonnlong

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

quesadillas are always just there for you you know

[Abigail Timms @abigailetimms]

@stickermule @carsonnlong

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

international bauhaus of pancakes

[sarahbeth⭐️ @_shawtybeth]

walking a thin line between heck yeah we ballin and heck yeah we bawlin