Carson Long

just a girl whose name happens to be two nouns and an adjective

[Carson Long @carsonnlong]

this is the happiest video on the whole interwebs

[sam :) @samarmour_]

everyone always talks about the ghost duet but i can't let you guys sleep on the ghost choir any longer

[tate @50FirstTates]

they should put shopping carts in the middle of grocery stores for us idiots who think we can carry our groceries but end up getting too much shit and constantly dropping it all over the store

[Carson Long @carsonnlong]

this is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen

[Timothy Keller (1950-2023) @timkellernyc]

Do you realize that it is only in the gospel of Jesus Christ that you get the verdict before the performance?

[Carson Long @carsonnlong]

@carenestor @thebandcamino I’m gonna need at least 5-7 business days to recover

[Claudius @xclaudius]

me at a restaurant acting like i didn’t google the menu 3 days ago

[The Band CAMINO @thebandcamino]

mmm interesting take

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[✨Omar Najam✨ 🖤🤍💜 @OmarNajam]

Charles Dickens: it was the best of times

*crowd celebrates*

Charles Dickens: well now hold on I'm not finished yet

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

The inventor of the back burner had nowhere to put his idea.

[Carson Long @carsonnlong]

@stickermule @abigailetimms 🤩

[˗ˏˋ ciara ˎˊ˗ @ciaraturnerart]

Oh to be a cat napping on flowers 🌸

[tate @50FirstTates]

chameleon: put me on a piece of glass

me: i’m confused

chameleon: let me be clear

[cal? @cal_gif]

the bird flu? uh yea I sure hope it did

[Paladin @PaladinAmber]

this is the one

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

we live in an anxiety