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[aarøn. @ayroned]

Never even considered Dolly could die

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

DOLLY PARTON BEFORE DONALD TRUMP ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[tara @proletarat]

Just got scared by something I saw out of the corner of my eye which turned out to be my bangs

[nic @jortkingit]

The Year of the Lesbian

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

need to be the first in my bloodline to get lesbian married

[trish @ultragloss]

picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown

[Shirin @Shirink_13]

Hind Rajab was 6 and she was shot with 335 bullets.

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

They’re saying Charlie Kirk overdosed on Fentanyl, nothing confirmed yet but that’s the working theory

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

As per his wishes Charlie Kirk’s emergency blood transfusion has been sent to Israel

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

When taylor swift and travis kelce get married their names will both be Taylor Lautner 🥹❤️

[the eliminator @infinite_bug]

to get a girlfriend these days you have to be 100 feet tall and make 100 dollars a year and have 100 pack abs and 100 hairs on your head

[Nuke @megab00f]

I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.

[m! @ntrphl]

telling the dishes it’s bath time just to make life a little more whimsical

[al bedazzle @_YOUNGBABY_]

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[lauren @funeralfawn]

Lesbians are so dramatic. Me and my gf live together and still text each other while we’re at work counting down the hours until we are reunited. You would think one of us went off to war.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Yeah youre on fucking pot dude Im leaving

[yu @mitsuayanation]

when my girlfriend starts to fall asleep but i wasn’t done hanging out with her yet…

[naddie 🍎 @PtDreamer78]

going to the fortune teller and u pick one of the tarot cards. its The Pervert. u ask if thats good and the fortune teller is like nope ive never seen that one before either

[garshmo @garshmo]

The ball is in your sack now brother

[Meat Boy @god_brane]

i love my apartment complex. only thing slightly unnerving about it is how everyone whispers my name and tries to grab me as i walk past their door