Abby

[Abby @abigailstxo]

It's a Tuesday afternoon but all I had to drink in my fridge was a cooler, so I mean ya gotta do what you gotta do #unilife

[trash jones @jzux]

ah i’d love to but i already have plans

[Emily♡ @ItsEmilyKaty]

Schools rewarding 100% attendance is ableist.

[Abby @abigailstxo]

The only important texts

[Nicole Pajer @NicolePajer]

My husband is in a work meeting and I just texted him from the other room: "Someone on Buy Nothing needs help babysitting this baby sheep she is fostering. I just volunteered us. Don't know if we'll get him. Lots of offers. But FYI." 🤣

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

You can always tell when someone's been deeply hurt at a young age. You can feel the energy of when they built their armor, developed intense sarcasm, and became a version of themselves that would never experience that hurt again.

Vulnerability heals.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“oh sorry i just saw your text”
- me with a screen time of 11 hours per day

[Melissa @melis_roge]

My toddler has been carrying this half hard-boiled egg around the house all morning. All attempts at extracting it from her paws have ended in threat of meltdown.. Toddlers are so fecking weird.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am too old for any “u up?” bullshit like sorry if you want to see me send me a fucking google calendar invite 10 days in advance

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[Ellen, PhD, ADHD @ellenwalex]

The worst symptom of burnout is the guilt for feeling like you haven't done enough to deserve to be burned out.

[r @rq1qi]

going through my 5th grade diary

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m soooo close to responding to my texts I can feel it. Like if I haven’t replied in weeks I bet I’m going to soooo soon I’m positive

[Melissa @melis_roge]

"Do you love your baby brother?"
"No I love cake"
Fair enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Happy new year to my friends. And a bad new year to my enemies. And a medium new year to people who are probably nice but walk too slowly

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN SCORPIO

[sweat snap pea @marydashbeth]

“we’re not your lab rats”

if I, an able-bodied, low-risk, healthy white person with minimal pre-existing conditions, can help to better healthcare for vulnerable populations by just getting a dose of an approved vaccine?
throw my ass in a maze, squeak squeak mf