@sarajcox "It was nice to meet you....surreal but nice" - Hugh Grant saying it was nice to meet Julia Roberts' character in #NottingHill . Good for an icebreaker!
@sarajcox 'Netball elbow' has become 'desk elbow' over the decades as with every slight lean on a desk I feel my elbow do things it really shouldn't. All thanks to a traumatic fall as i relived my school netball glory days too far into my lazy unfit 20s. #deluded
Reasons to go to the garden centre:
1. Look at hot tubs
2. Eat fry up
3. Stare at huge barbecues
4. Play with tools
5. Observe lawnmowers
6. Admire fish
7. Marvel at big sheds
8. Try swing chair
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97. Plants
Girl on the till in @newlook asked my daughter if she wanted her gift card back with the 1p that was left on it or should she just "throw it away".
I'm sure she wouldn't have asked that if it was cash she was handing back in change ...
Please can one of the science teachers on here explain why the foil that was more than sufficiently covering an entire Easter egg suddenly can’t stretch itself to cover a now half-eaten Easter egg?
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