🍆godemiché🍆

i post every thought that pops into my unrestricted-internet-access-at-8-years-old ridden brain

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i'm california sober which means i smoke weed every day, i drink at parties and i also do cocaine when it's offered to me at parties

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[Janie Danger 🥂 @Wifesucker]

i used to buy oxy from a guy that had a fish tank.

idk how else to say it but one of the fishes had a human face. it was a flat fish with a human face and i will never forget it

[MΛЯIПΛ @oscillate23]

"The Alchemist Who Has Achieved Illumination", a famous historical illustration found within the 18th-century alchemical manuscript known as the Clavis Artis.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

[#MIAU @miaupple]

and #blocked

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

I rlly fw this guy but everytime i do they end up ghosting me eventually… the fuck is wrong with me… i want him to think im cool

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Hung out w that coworker again last night and when we parted ways he hugged me sooooo fucking tight and this is exactly how it made me feel inside

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Nobody is hyper about this most recent purchase than me. Some old guy in the park was selling old vinyls for dirt cheap

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

“Youre a pleasure to be around” like damn bro chill before i fall in love with you and have to hop jobs

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Like damn bro… i always assumed i was boring to be around but i guess working on my social skills has gotten me far.

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Went out drinking w a coworker last night and after i thanked him for hanging with me (as i usually do to ppl) and he said “ofc youre a pleasure to be around” and i cant stop thinking about it

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Since all my coworkers speak spanish this is the perfect time to learn

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

Boutta do lsd offa tums

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

does anyone know how to get the light back into my eyes

[🍆godemiché🍆 @abilicry]

NOOOO HES STRAIGHT HE HAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THATS IT IM TRANSITIONING AND STEALING HIM FROM HER