Abi

social media is an amusement park for clinical narcissists

[Abi @abilou98_]

I missed a doctor’s appointment I waited 2.5 weeks for because of this, small percentage my arse

[SMARTY @SMARTYMobileUK]

We're aware of an issue affecting a small percentage of voice services, our team are working hard to fix this as soon as possible. We're really sorry for any inconvenience caused. Data services and 999 calls are unaffected, please bear with us.

[Abi @abilou98_]

Convinced there’s no better feeling than when supermarkets substitute an item for the exact same thing but bigger

[Abi @abilou98_]

Why do Americans act like having a degree is the pinnacle of intelligence, they should meet some of the people I went to school with

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The election (roughly) if having a degree was a requirement to vote

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

[Abi @abilou98_]

Absolutely DISGUSTED that my 16-25 railcard has expired and I now have to get a 26-30 railcard

[Abi @abilou98_]

I had to look it up because I thought there’s no way on gods green earth that this was two years ago… what the fuck

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Two years ago today the lettuce won.

[Abi @abilou98_]

Crazy how when I didn’t go to uni I felt like a colossal failure because all my friends did and how could I be the only one without a degree???? And now it feels like the best decision I ever could’ve made

[Abi @abilou98_]

Love how my dentist puts on calming classical music and then immediately puts a drill in my mouth that blocks out all other sounds

[Abi @abilou98_]

This whole time I thought I was anti-France but turns out I was just anti-Paris. Feels freeing to realise this

[Abi @abilou98_]

Accidentally wore my “it’s nice to be nice” shirt on our flight to Nice today and didn’t even notice what I’d done until my friend pointed it out at the airport, feeling like a fool

[Abi @abilou98_]

This handover has made me very excited to see what LA will do for the opening ceremony

[Abi @abilou98_]

Just realised I’m not working another Monday in August, feeling ecstatic beyond belief rn

[Abi @abilou98_]

What is Ezra Koenig doing at the Olympics closing ceremony in Paris

[Austine @theereal_one]

We absolutely do and that’s why we don’t have kids.

[Abi @abilou98_]

Their Olympic coverage may have been lacking but man the BBC can do a montage

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.

[Abi @abilou98_]

Oh good there’s reels on LinkedIn now

[Abi @abilou98_]

13 years of my life wasted on this site

[Abi @abilou98_]

Few pleasures greater in life than crispy chicken skin

[Abi @abilou98_]

Dreading the next two Olympics that I won’t be able to livestream during my work hours. Just devastated

[Abi @abilou98_]

This is me I’m afraid

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

people who work from home looove to be like 'did you watch the olympics today'