SpongeBobs Landlord

Calling occupants of Interplanetary craft🌌🛸

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

The country is harvesting the fruits of letting the ICC cramp twins walk free.
The thirst for blood does not relent.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

“This is evidence of the rogueness in Kisumu,” Bishop Charles Ong'injo condemns St. Stephen's Cathedral goon attack

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

The man who came with tears saying Bwana Asifiwe is attacking people in churches. Witime, All Saints Cathedral, St. Stephen’s ACK. We will defeat you and your demonic agendas

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

My driver Gitari has been shot during Linda Mwananchi Rally

[Tom Mboya @TomMboya]

For reasons I do not understand, we appear to be at war with trees in this country! Is this the "development" we are constantly being told about?

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

By-election gift: Mbeere North residents demand return of removed transformers https://t.co/Il8TIzBdeR

[Nyanje wa Nyanje @nyanjewanyanje]

Anyone telling you that a country with a heavy burden of debt, huge budget deficits and borrowing at high interest rates can keep a sovereign wealth fund, is essentially trying to sell you the city clock at the roundabout.

[Cris' @Crispaus]

Launching a park while the killer is still living free... 😭

[Keith Ang'ana @AnganaKeith]

Wrote a small guide (article) breaking down the various schools of Philosophy, for those beginning their journey to neatly understand them and know where to base their interest in.

You can read it here:

https://t.co/8EGeteK1qF

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

China sentences official to death for taking $325m in bribes https://t.co/dsoeusMq0p

[Cirezski! 🇰🇪 😎 🇰🇪 @kijanafulani]

We have totally unused Kes.3billion Isiolo International just 40km away.. but let's build a kasmall airstrip to carry Meru politicians close home..

[Ivy Zawadi @ivyzawadi98]

Good afternoon
We are nursing graduates from Kibabii University... we need your help ..we graduated 47 students in 2025 but we were not posted for internship 2026/2027 cohort..The Nursing Council of Kenya deleted our official list of names.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

They're not called goons. They're called STATE-SPONSORED MILITIA.

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Lakini Mandago?

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

The Kericho Green Stadium, which underwent a KSh 408 million facelift less than three years ago ahead of the 2023 Mashujaa Day celebrations, has been demolished to pave the way for the construction of a new stadium.

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

The High Court has ordered the Inspector-General of Police and the Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP) to jointly pay a university student Sh8 million for police brutality and a years-long failure to deliver justice.

The court found that police breached Allan Omondi's constitutional rights by assaulting and unlawfully detaining him during a 2019 incident near Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology (JKUAT) on his way to the hostels.

Read more: https://t.co/trOP3tLJbi

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Government wants your SACCO money because the World Bank has conditions around transparency that they simply will not comply with.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Good morning from New Singapore. Njaa ni kitu mbaya sana😭😭.

[Praise @tufpraise]

His arms were Blown off by Israel, not lost

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

.@DavidNdii, look at your own attachment from the Economic Survey 2026.
​The title literally says "Students PLACED." Placement is NOT Enrollment. KUCCPS places them, but when a family earning <10k is asked to pay 100k in fees, they drop out. Show us reporting numbers!