Abi Knight

Laboratory shenanigans by day. I like owls & foxes & wildlife stuff. Stationery shops shouldn't take my rent money if they aren't willing to let me live there

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@Georgeatasda Hi,
I ordered to a collection point that was due Thursday 25th July. When I track my order it says it is at the collection location, but I haven’t had an email or text to confirm that yet. Could you let me know what’s going on please, is it there (late) or not?

[jumbs0r @Jumbso]

how can he be charlie iii when they're already up to charlie xcx

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@steverose7 Fantastic article 👏🏼

[prance @bocxtop]

i love putting horrible stuff in my body everyday for years and wondering why i feel bad when i wake up

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

I don't normally post these, but got it in 2 for the first time today! 🥳
Wordle 229 2/6
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[trash jones @jzux]

“save money by going out less!” you have severely underestimated my ability to spend money staying in

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

At least you've never had a night out so rough that you had to phone the Queen to apologise after.

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@Dormousechocs Woohoo 🙌

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@Dormousechocs hello, are you doing a restock of your Christmas editions this year? Found you via the guardian independent shops list, and so pleased you are quite local for me. Hoping to get some as gifts!

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

All these billionaires want to go to space, but none of them want to fund a Stardew Valley style game where you just peacefully run Redwall Abbey, and frankly? That's garbage.

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@HannahDowle @petepaphides 😆

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@Epiloguers @HannahDowle this you when cinemas reopened? 🤔😆

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

@GRUBMCR I can second the pointing dog, the park is very close. The only place I've found decent is the saracens head in Lymm! Bit further out but play equipment inside and out 👌

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

So, most people are unaware that One Hundred and One Dalmatians, the novel, has a bonkers sequel called The Starlight Barking.

It has never been filmed. It can never be filmed. It is unfilmable.

Come with me on this journey. (1/8)

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

I am so delighted this chaotic parish Council meeting is from the next village along from us #JACKIEWEAVER #HandforthParishCouncil
https://t.co/7tUtio7Ut3

[Abi Knight @abitetley]

This is amazing 🎅🎄🎁

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Disney's content strategy for the foreseeable future

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

The best place on the internet is the reviews of hats for cats because every review is like “5 stars, amazing hat” and then a picture of the cat looking absolutely furious

[kaci sue who @kacisuewho]

I've updated the Halloween decorations to Christmas decorations