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to be or not to be
that is the pencil

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Is ashtray pig Latin?

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Adlay put your ubbishray in the ashtray

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The older I get, the chunkier I tolerate my salsa

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did luigi have a borzoi?

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But for real, can you do a somersault?

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Chicken hemisphere

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Chicken shovel brain

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My toxic trait is not being able to leave space bar characters italicised after a section of italicised text

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Rug is just an inside mat

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I’m feeling whelmed right now

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genetically, could a bird exist without a tail and still poop?

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Just trying to be the best zusya I can be

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French toast… it’s a dish, not an egg

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Soy eneldo

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Swerty

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Why is reality dead butterflies?

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Kind regards just autocorrected to king regards and I kinda like it

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Had a dream I could dunk :/