abi 🧙‍♀️✨

local bonne vivante // paddington bear stan // she/they

[Is OFMD season 2 out yet? @isofmdout]

THE ANSWER IS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Prof Julia Steinberger @JKSteinberger]

Not going to lie. Things are WAY worse in 2022 than I expected they would be. It doesn't mean all is lost, far from, but it should cause a big old rethink among all who care. Because the fault is not in our stars, or in ourselves, but in our comprehension. A Sunday morning 🧵.
1/

[Dr Charlie Gardner (also on the blue place) @CharlieJGardner]

1/ You’ve seen the fires
You seen the floods
You’ve read the news reports
You’re scared
And now you want to do something about it

But what? And how?

A (longish) thread

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

broke: remembering the alphabet by singing the alphabet song
woke: remembering the alphabet by singing the school song from the matilda musical

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

I fixed them for you

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

@LetsMakeAMusic Esteemed podcast fellows,
I formally present an official submission for a bulbous song title: “My finest gourds have morphed to monstrous size; everyone in this allotment is upset.”
Thank you, and best wishes,
Abi

[Taliesin Jaffe @executivegoth]

2020 is almost over and I feel I have something to get off my chest: I didn't get better. I didn't get healthier in mind or body. I didn't create, I didn't grow, and I didn't accomplish. It's fair to say I'm less together than I was this time last year by almost every metric.

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

that’s fine, please take the gender away

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

@MyopicDuck Ikr this kind of sat with me the wrong way - feel like I spent most of my time at uni struggling to keep my head above water, so even though I wanted to do “well” the only real option I had was just to survive!

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

@alvinahere I know right???? Who has the time for that, in this economy

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

TW: mentions of disordered eating, general diet culture nonsense - that’s right folks, fatphobic bs AND an advert from the 1950s, both at the very same time!!! groundbreaking stuff

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

like i know it’s **breaking news: m*rdoch bad** but sometimes you’d just rather Not, u know??

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

statistically this may be my last tweet for the next 40 years so hope you’re all vibing and keeping it real ✌️

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

also i have not Done A Tweet in a very long time which made me very anxious about barging my way into people’s timelines unannounced (sorry to the people i have just followed back after months/years 😬), i just felt very strongly about sofie hagen being great

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

oh man i just watched fat gender dating sex by @SofieHagen and it was so good and so funny!! so many amazing book suggestions to look up now

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

Straight Pride Parade????? FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

[Mara Clarke @maraclarke]

UK/British people, you are not allowed to be outraged at the Alabama abortion law until/unless you have expressed the same outrage to your MP about abortion in Northern Ireland.

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

changed my header photo to reflect my undying love for the most iconic strong female role model of children’s media there has ever been

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

okay sierra burgess is a loser made me feel A Lot of different things but the main two are 1. the english teacher is HORRIBLE and 2. polyamory would make everything less terRIBLE

[abi 🧙‍♀️✨ @abiwithoutay]

new animal crossing next year hoooOOOOOOLY SHIT