abby

[abby @abkarch]

Popcorn makes me a monster

[abby @abkarch]

TGFK (thank god for Kayla)

[abby @abkarch]

Someone should write an article talking about how stupid cancellation fees on workout classes are

[abby @abkarch]

Telling chat to be less robotic

[abby @abkarch]

In: dance parties
In: walks

[abby @abkarch]

In: wearing your retainer
Out: checking emails when you should be having fun

[abby @abkarch]

In: natural hair
Out: chatGPT

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

I think the elephant really ties the room together.

[brooke @brookeab]

the mind of a man never ceases to amaze me

[abby @abkarch]

Going to book club only reading half the book then repeatedly saying no spoilers pls

[abby @abkarch]

No one wants to be in your fantasy league

[jake @wormpuller]

Just walked into the bathroom stall at work and someone already had the same idea as me #ClogTheToiletForNoReasonTuesday

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Not sped up btw. Philadelphians are very quick

[dr skinny fat @garrettbread1]

Handing these out to everyone who believes in me

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Muah muah mmm kissy kissy and they're both boys

[greg @greg16676935420]

I’m just thankful The Pope was alive long enough to see Katy Perry land on the moon