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chikin

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What do you mean my kids wont look like my friends????

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

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@pixelprayer Remember to also empty trash, make it permanent.

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hot girls go to the airport thursdays and fridays. I dont make the rules.

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why did no one tell me corporate coffee kinda tastes good

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someone next to me said it’s surprisingly warm outside today.

I’m wearing 5 layers, it’s on sight.

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at the lorde concert, do you think she’ll play sneakernights?? #lorde

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how can you go to church when the lorde is literally in concert????

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my friend made a great point
“I hate when the worst person in the world makes a great point”

Grounds for execution imo

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I think everyones lives would be greatly improved if a chicken lived nearby. I cant prove it but i know it’s true.

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i watch the prince of egypt
We are not the same

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it's always "let's bring back phone calls!" until the phone calls are brought to you

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guyssssss stop fighttinggg

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example: you dts later at gym?

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what does DTS mean?
i assume it means 'down to swim'

like people who love going swimming ask each other this

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@skyler_higley i think we had someone like that, he died a while back thou.

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I HAS COOKIES.
i've been told i must eat them

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if spotify made my activity and music public…

nothing would happen but i would be mad.

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people who dont get to experience daylight savings are missing out. the sun rising earlier?? all of a sudden?? wow so blessed.

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philosfy