Always Laughing

This is in no way meant to insult my future wife. I am simply sharing some of her daily hilarity. I get to laugh everyday for the rest of my life, you can 2.

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"you, are like a bull in a teacup"

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Looking at the airplane section in wii sports she exclaimed "they have dog fights on here!!?? What kind of game is this!! Thats horrible"

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"sam (HER dog) i wish i never fixed you id love to have your babies" maybe she didnt mean it THAT way but i wouldn't be surprised #puppylove

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

We're going to the drive-in and she sees the screen and goes "so thats what you watch it on" i say yes amd she asks "so where do you sit?"

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Do unto others what you would want them to do unto...you know...something bible-ish

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"Did pioneer homes have totem poles???"
Uhhhhh...yes babe...yes they did

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"ew hon dont talk like that at the table its not proper dinner attire" bahahaha what? #firstyouknocktheconvonowmyshirt?

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

@sherannexo Thats when things change colour in the sun...forgive im not sure on the spelling

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Hypergolliphyckix

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She goes to pour some more wine and is astonished the bottle is empty. Then she realized the cap was on! #makessensethebottlehasoneglassleft

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Apparently for scouts honour you take two fingers and make a cross on your forehead

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"I love throwing stuff out, i'm not at all a patrack.(i laugh) what...patrat? Packrack? It rhymes right? Rackpack? What the f@€|< is it???"

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Our marriage documents (jamaican) had three choices for the bride
1. Spinster 2. Divorcee 3. Widow
She goes "spinster? Isnt that a catlady?"

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Omg i have writers block...you know, the bump you get on your finger when you write alot?... #writersblockhurts

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Give a dog peanut butter and he'll get "lockjock"....#mustbehardtowalk

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"tomorrow will be a good day and that is my prescription" #areyouprescribingmesomethingorguessingtheweather

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"i got a speeding ticket for parking in the road the other day" #wastheradarbroken?

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"you've got the memory of a horse".... #thismustmeanimhunglikeanelephant

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

Her: "lil muffineater"
Me: "WHAT?"
Her: "what...not dirty...like what you call kids...ya know...peter peter muffin eater"
#halloweenmustsuck

[Always Laughing @ablunderfullife]

"i will not tell you where i sit or stand on that issue" #mustbefirm