a-b-b-y

i've been told I'm funny | i've also been told to fuck off.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

I can't wait to tell my kids someday that I went to LA for a $30 roundtrip just to get some gucci by a strange guy in an alley.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Today was the day DARE class prepared me for. Some stranger offered me a joint and I knew exactly what to do in that situation: smoke the FUCK out of it.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Can't wait to be financially stable enough where I can enroll in auto-pay for my bills 🥲

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Someone needs to talk me out of buying a 20 pound rabbit and naming it Puff Daddy.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

being rly tall must be so hard. everyone’s just like “wow you’re so tall” and you have to be like “haha yeah”

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Can we just ban euthanizing animals in shelters if they don't get adopted within a certain time already?

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I should have been on meds and seen a therapist long before I did but I enjoyed my manic episodes.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

When people said I could become anything I wanted when I grew up I think I misunderstood because I became mentally unstable

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

what. the. fuck. has. my. life. become.

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

I’ll stop putting “lol” at the end of my sentences when my life stops being a joke lol

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Kids these days will never know the struggle of only have 16gb on their devices and having to choose what app to delete in order to download a new app.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

I'm just so thankful I'm alive at the same time as Trisha Paytas lmao

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Why the fuck is American society based so heavily off of college degrees?

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

I'm only late with rent because I'm too lazy to drive and drop it off. I have the money, just not the ambition to go deliver it.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

I have so many traumatic tinder stories I could write a motherfucking NOVEL about it all.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

To succeed in life you have to have options. If your first choice doesn't work out then go on to your next option. You have to explore more/go outside your comfort zone to find your destiny.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Honestly what the fuck was the point of making 10 year olds sign a DARE pledge. Shit the only reason I remember this memory is from getting high and just laughing at it.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

I trust people just as much as I trust the Facebook dating feature.

[a-b-b-y @abnormalabbs]

Always be the reason someone smiles, and never the reason to why they cry.