The Apriliad 😷😷

Plant and pasta enthusiast. Black Lives Matter. Read more books and then tell me about them. She/they🌈

aldente dot bsky 🕺

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

The only reason anyone should want to be famous is so they have a chance to get harassed by The Muppets in film or TV. Anything else is pointless

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@kuromichaotics @SheRatesDogs "Hey I saw you across the internet and I don't like your vibe - free yourself and let go."

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@louise6692 They are so old!! The characters are older than me and my main concerns are child care and back pain.

There are so many new books that I would love to see more librarians putting their efforts into programming around contemporary kid lit.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

The kids only care about this because the grown ups do, please. Please stop it.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@CircdeskCircus A lot of libraries are really good at burning out and discouraging their teams. It's an unfortunate skill. Hope you find more validation elsewhere (I have, fwiw)

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

Everyone needs to see what I saw in Eagle Pass today.

Clothing stuck on razor wire where families got trapped. Chainsaw devices in the middle of buoys. Land seized from US citizens.

Operation Lone Star is barbaric — and @GovAbbott is making border communities collateral damage.

[Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez]

Fuck Greg Abbott!

https://t.co/ht6RVQ8dLk

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

I know a lot of librarians and a lot of Coloradoans so it can't hurt. Don't spend money with people who don't understand why a college librarian would be wearing a mask at work.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@ask_aubry In fact, the pituitary gland is not some precisely calibrated machine of human growth but another head scratching element of biological fuckery.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@ramsay_b_OFMD I'm already there and haven't found the Fandom. Not looking hard enough!

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@librarian_elle Ugh Boy Mom culture is toxic AF. I even see it in LGBTQIA parenting groups and that makes my enby ass super uncomfortable

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@paulmfarrer @DKOSullivan @daniel_m_lavery I don't expect the gods to answer but I will contemplate their mysteries

Does he wear 3 every day? The same ones or variations? More or fewer? Is this a daily routine? Are any for sleeping? The list goes on.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

I'm glad I'm still on Twitter for this thread only

[Auke-Florian @AukeFlorian]

Bird nests made from anti-bird spikes! 🤯 Even for me as a nest researcher, these are the craziest bird nests I've ever seen. Today my paper came out on this rebellious behaviour. And it's like telling a joke...

A thread. 🧵

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

To all the girls who gave up or never found their hobbies because the men in their lives made fun of them.

[SchoolLibraryJournal @sljournal]

The Top Ten Worst Parents in All of Children’s Literature | A Fuse #8 Production https://t.co/slziraMyow

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@alexscoville JEALOUS

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@erniebufflo 😍😍😍 amazing!!

[David Jenkins @david_jenkins__]

This makes Ed happy ❤️

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@OBRNAmanda @TheKillerRabbit Maybe they cancel each other out in pairs? Like if you have a c and formula feed, you become a real mom?

[Gerald A. Griggs @AttorneyGriggs]

Former President #Trump found civilly liable for sexual battery and defamation. #EJeanCarrollTrial.

[The Apriliad 😷😷 @abominableapril]

@la_bruja_flaca @ask_aubry When you air someone else's business in great detail for clout online, there's a much greater chance that people stop giving you the full story. So the viewpoint of the tweeter is the least reliable one in the story, IMO