Andrew Borgert

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@GamecockWill69 That’s gonna be a hard no for me.

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@TimBrando @KeithKokinda @RoseBowlStadium @SpenceTillman Was going to say either the Rose Bowl (trees in the background) or perhaps Cal/Stanford. It definitely looks like an old school bowl.

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@GamecockBourbon It's 100% a great idea. Kinda caught me off guard when I first saw it a few years ago, but the more I thought about it the more I thought it was smart. No different than buying off Ticketmaster.

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@ESPNMcGee

[Adam Lynch @AdamLynch27]

RIP Glen Hansard

A tragic loss

Here he is singing Fairytale of New York at Shane McGowans funeral which is one of the greatest videos over

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@E_Campbell3 @CoachPTweets @jenjensenmorse I give you “If”, as told by Abe Simpson…
https://t.co/AtTvDs7emK via @YouTube

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@ESPNMcGee Wait, what about this guy?

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@MrsHopkins96 @5pointssocial @CockyHosp @cocks_by_90 @JeffHopkins62 It’s good to have a plan!

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@BenStiller LOVED that show

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@AndyStaples Zima

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@emilyetaylor23 Big Time

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[Andrew Borgert @aborgert71]

@ZakkWyldeBLS @WyldeAudio @DeathWishCoffee @EMG_PICKUPS @TonePros @jimdunlopusa @ENKIUSA @zakk_sabbath @darkchapelband @Pantera @OzzyOsbourne @IntrepidHeroes Somewhere Jimi Hendrix and George Washington are having a pint and saluting your effort!

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@MrsHopkins96 And happy birthday!

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@SCBrad92 My favorite pitcher as a kid. Guy was a bad ass!

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@Super70sSports Tiger Stadium, Detroit

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@Super70sSports I still think he should be

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@WesMitchellGC @bradsales312 This is seriously not something I’m losing any sleep over.

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@BBGreatMoments 8 Men Out
Bad News Bears

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@Super70sSports Was watching last night. Top 5 sports movie for me.