aborteddreams

I'm much more popular on Instagram I swear. link below

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

Me doing When someone
Something alone. is watching.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

@paleochristcon I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving with your twice divorced wife and stepkids

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

I miss the 90s when I thought people were too smart to believe shit like this

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

JNCOs are back. Baggy clothes are back. Nu-metal is back. We’ve resurrected every dumb thing from the 90s except hope for the future and affordable rent.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

There was a time when 16 year olds could smoke cigarettes in the Waffle House.

What a beautiful country we once had.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

Rob Schneider was born the same year the measles vaccine came out. Polio was still paralyzing kids, & thousands of children died yearly from measles, mumps, rubella, and pneumonia. Kids were dying from diseases that are now preventable. Infant mortality was 3x higher.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

FYI…
There were NO Children’s Hospitals when I was a kid.
Because kids weren’t sick.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

@mattgaetz A US House Ethics Committee report, released in December 2024, found "substantial evidence" that former Congressman Matt Gaetz paid for sex with a child in 2017.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

A US House Ethics Committee report, released in December 2024, found "substantial evidence" that former Congressman Matt Gaetz paid for sex with a child in 2017.

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

No Kings indeed.

All betas.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

“Republicans are being racist in their secret group chats.”

Well, fucking duh. Do you think the people who voted to ban all Muslims, cheer on book bans about Black history, and are trying to undo the Civil Rights Movement were... secretly nice? 😆

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

the greatest evidence that socialized medicine and healthcare is popular is the way that both trump and biden have taken credit for lowering the price of insulin for medicare recipients. maybe the democrats should be defined by this policy going forward!

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

Damn, okay

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but people don’t dislike you because you’re a Christian. They dislike you because you’re an asshole.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

@SeeHearThink @JohnH72367747 LMAO. Did you even zoom into the photo? Clearly not the same person even by that tiny photo

[Tim - Milks Of The World @TimRossComedy]

Wow it’s gonna be weird when Kash Patel releases the text messages the ICE Shooter sent to his Hispanic trans lover after he shot himself.

[aborteddreams @aborteddreams]

Somebody needs to remix Jamie Foxx’s ‘Blame It on the Alcohol’ into ‘Blame It on the Tylenol’