a boss my left wrist a faucet

[CoolhandFluke @thundacheeks06]

@lisathebeauty1 Critical thinking like this is why blacks cant comprehend "per capita"

[. @UcheKl]

Everyone lands at their level. No such thing as settling.
Whoever you end up with is the best you can pull.

[Jerr @jerr_rrej]

If men truly understood how debased their woman’s sexual history was, they wouldn’t make fools of themselves by being romantic and sensitive.

[Amine Obeidat @aminegrows]

@leopoldasch mfer lost $45B and found love

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Trump on Switzerland:

Take a look at Switzerland. We have a $39 billion deficit. I can wipe out that deficit in one stroke of the pen and they're no longer an elite country. Yet they pay one-half of one percent interest. They're the lowest ones.

And all I have to do is say, "I don't want any of your watches. I don't want any of your goods." And we save ourselves $39, $41 billion, and they go from being elite to being very troubled.

Fortunately, I'm a nice person.

[ozichi 🐍🩸 @missbelladonnic]

i've actually never seen to catch a predator but from this clip alone, it's obvious there are two disturbed individuals

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇨🇳 Chinese company Moonshot's AI model breaks out and escapes from isolated test environment.

[Shoot Back @YoShootBack]

@BRICSinfo At this point, if your model isnt doing that, its weak as fuck

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇦 This is the reality of conscription in Ukraine

A woman screaming for her boyfriend as he's brutally dragged out of the car to be sent to the front line meat grinder

Meanwhile, the politicians who send people to die on both sides gleefully claim they're winning, but they never have to pay this price

Writers: Mhedi, Ian

[🇺🇸Lionel🇺🇸 @LionelMedia]

@RT_com How many Americans even remotely understand this? This is not conscription this is called kidnapping. Plain and simple.

[Commentary Rachel ❤️ @RachelMcXe]

We Wuz Duracell and sheeeit

[lily @golfopenger]

squeezing my milkers for you

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

James Cameron def has a better origin story than Christopher Nolan.

In his mid-20s, Cameron was working as a truck driver. On weekends, he drove to University of Southern California and photocopied binders full of technical filmmaking papers.

“I gave myself a full [film] education for like a $120 in [Xerox].”

In 1978, he raised $20k from a network of dental surgeons (dentists love alternative investments) for a 12-minute sci-fi short film called Xenogenesis.

Film didn’t do much but was able to parlay that into a job with horror legend Roger Corman, which led to him directing a Jaws knock-off in 1982 (Piranha II) before breaking out with The Terminator in 1984.

Legit went from truck driver to King of Hollywood.

[Rebecca @abcdrih]

Lololol not to be on the racists' side but this is crazy!

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

An 18-year-old has broken the Guinness World Record to become the youngest college professor ever

Nathan Thomas started college at 10 and earned both his bachelor's and master's degrees by 18