Stella’s #1 Fan

Look, man, I just work here.

[Stella’s #1 Fan @about_austin]

Wishing I Was Getting Passed Around Like This Hotdog Fr

[CassieLayne ⭐️🇺🇸 @CassieLayne_]

Never kill yourself

[Lari 𖧷 @neytirisa]

I think after so many tweets we all agree that we need to give tuk a gun so it's time to make a # or something #GiveTukAGun

[𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 ⋆˙⟡ @cheersitskatie]

i shaved my whole body for this

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏆 @EisakuOtomo]

When the white friend has Sinners as his movie of the year

[Stats @warcraftstats]

25% of Monks are Pandaren.

Basically a Quarter Panda with Chi’s…

[Stella’s #1 Fan @about_austin]

You’re in her DMs, I’m shitting my guts out in her bathroom after she bought me a Triple Dipper from Chili’s.

[Stella’s #1 Fan @about_austin]

Getting my dick sucked at Chili’s later.

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

need a man with a Costco membership and soft hands

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

My wife hits me in the bathroom

[Stella’s #1 Fan @about_austin]

Just had sex with my wife now we’re eating pizza and watching Naruto.

Never kill yourself.

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[Mrs. Terry Rozier lll (estranged) @mrsrozierlll]

In honor of Ozzy Osbourne I will be wandering around my house tonight hollering my wife's name

[ratwell @greasymax]

*forgetting the terms missionary and doggy* so uh, hot dog or hamburger style?

[goma @soigomaa]

"are you ok" bro i eat one meal a day at 5pm
don't ask me if im ok