kenz

actin’ like i know myself

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

i only want to see treacherous wicked women on my screen at 9 pm tonight

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[noel @jedaltemus]

We used to be a society

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Marigold @kittygang_4ever]

He simply does not have the aura or sex appeal for this anymore. It’s been gone.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

“What the heck is wrong with our world? So dark.”

Strange how I’ve never seen a tweet from you like this when it’s innocent Americans, including children being killed in mass shootings every single year. Guess your sympathy is reserved for pedophiles only.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

The people in Boston hate you 😭

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Republicans suddenly want religion out of politics lol

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA aren’t drawn to Trump because he is smart, competent, or “Christian”. They are drawn to him because he tells uneducated, insecure, angry people that their stupidity, ignorance, and racism are actually strengths.

[𝟐𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐲 @nomodeath]

white people being anti-looting is soooooo laughable to me because historically everything y'all have, y'all stole

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

republicans did not mar-a-la-go to the polls

[priapistically erumpent @CHRISF0GLE]

Having ocd is just your brain telling you this nonstop 24/7 lol

[bia @judesrivers]

anyways