if you aint first youre last

I’m here for the experience. Life’s a garden dig it. This Pussy Depressed

[if you aint first youre last @abracadabaroo]

I follow ALL the dogs on TikTok

[dead domain (OF 50% OFF 🏳️‍🌈) @DomainDead]

This is why I’ve been saying TUBI IS FOR THE PEOPLE!

[𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐌 ᥫ᭡. @nolo_mothiba]

As it stands, it seems all roads are leading back to celibacy, gym, being beautiful, being alone and making money.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having parents who didn't prepare you for literally anything in life, judging you for being "behind" as an adult is definitely a canon event for a lot of neurodivergent people.

[if you aint first youre last @abracadabaroo]

Sometimes it makes me sad that none of my dads family Tias/tios primos/primas ever reach out to me. It has always been silence on that end and I never really understood why. I never hurt them and always wanted to get to know them.

[Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls]

“If the narcs think I’m gonna stop baking brownies for my kids with AIDS, they can go fuck themselves in Macy’s window!” Mary Jane Rathbun (1922-1999) raised in Minneapolis became known as "Brownie Mary" in San Francisco and is the Godmother of the medical marijuana movement.

[katey so pinkꕤ @loverlezza]

this is how u celebrate pride

[a w p @awpdaps]

Them first borns are build different so you just listen 😂

[𝙲𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚖𝚊 𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝 @CinemaBurst]

Happy birthday to Ryan Dunn 🎂

The stuntman would have turned 49 today.

[andie ☆ @suburbiabona]

they captured his diva aura so well i wanna kiss this photographer

[juno ٠࣪⭑꩜.ᐟ @internet1983]

happy birthday ryan ❤️ ur so loved and missed

[if you aint first youre last @abracadabaroo]

@Jozueut

[jackass @jackassworld]

until we meet again some sunny day… happy birthday, ryan.

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Remembering Ryan Dunn on his birthday 🕊️

He would have only turned 49 today 💔

[tawni @KI11ERKLOWNS]

can't stand people who hate horror comedies bc wdym you don't wanna watch killer klowns putting humans in cotton candy cocoons

[moneee ♡︎ @BaeHelpAdri]

I like handsome niggas with big dicks that spend money and eat a lot of pussy . It’s not rocket science lol

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Kam @PatsKam]

Things I miss:

- $5 footlongs
- 24/7 Walmart
- Gas under $2
- The dollar menu actually being a dollar
- The value of $20 in 2007
- Blockbuster on a Friday night
- Pizza Hut buffet
- Needing only one streaming service
- The economy before it developed character
- Hope 😭

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT