ABRⱯCADⱯBRA

Stan list: Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Lorde, Madonna. Number 1 Plastic Hearts stan

[ABRⱯCADⱯBRA @abragodabra]

The dumbest bitch of the year award goes to me for not stealing that damn doll and just posing for a pic

[ABRⱯCADⱯBRA @abragodabra]

Someone put an actual doll on The Dead Dance promo poster 😭

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

this is genuinely how my family has been telling me to look for jobs

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Belgium fans waking up in the morning to see that Trump has made FIFA change the rules to “The team with fewer goals wins”

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

No artistic quality at all. Just sky puke.

How fitting

[Retney @retneysholocron]

“This generation will not be defined by its great games or incredible tech, but rather by corporate greed, mismanagement, and anti-consumer practices.”

Nailed it

[hubo🇵🇸 @basil_bobby]

@thatdayin1992 maybe it'll be sorted out if even more people dance around in frog costumes at the next no kings protest

[ABRⱯCADⱯBRA @abragodabra]

If anyone has an extra ticket for Madonna tonight (club confessions in London) I would love to tag along 🥺 willing to pay extra

[ᴛeo🌴 @Mattdek_]

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson

[LonelyGoomba @LonelyGoomba]

You can just make something up about the UK and then Americans will not only believe it, but share it around at record pace.

Did you know it's illegal to have showers during hot days because of water shortages in the heat? I tried it once and had police knocking on my door.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

He wouldn’t be able to do this if the mayor was Muslim

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Probably one of the worst ways you could start your adulthood is by completely withdrawing from your education, career, and social life to go run around a lobotomization camp and get degraded by emotionally stunted grown men for 2 years

[j @chromaticafag]

she’s about to get d**th threats for this

[nana @gglennthedawg]

When i saw my little sister taking tequila shots and doing poppers at basement

[Praise @tufpraise]

All this in just 4 years.

Remember when they insisted it was impossible to build green infrastructure quickly enough

[audrey @declanlynqh]

sitting on a london bus knowing there’s cold air blowing but everyone opens the windows because they’re stupid

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you had told me 10 years ago that a billionaire would accuse humans of drinking too much water in 2026 because data centres need it to power the AI tech that is now threatening our entire way of life, I would have told you to write a better Bond villain, because wtf?

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

They will interview a drunk person hoping to get outrageous comments but they will cover the mic as soon as they say something reasonable

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evıł, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.