Brandon Ayers

Mobile Strategy | Phone Nerd | Movie Snob | Academic Delinquent

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"Your car meet looks like traffic..." is the the most savage insult I've heard in a long time.

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@CFC_Samzzy1 Dark 🔥

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New addition to the collection.

I never owned one of these but it squarely meets the criteria of important to me or important to mobile.

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As someone who uses ride share considerably more than most people.. I can NOT WAIT for autonomous car ubiquity.

Nearly every single thing that made app based rides superior to legacy cabs has either been eroded or replaced with some novel annoyance.

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@Universal4karts Excellent thanks-- need more simple, dark walls like this.

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Tell me you're on reallyyy old plane.. without telling me you're on a really old plane...

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@TheRichWoods Update?

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The official jacket of 'touching base on driving growth with the new release...'

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It's been years.. but I finally found a really great (and modern) terminal for windows. https://t.co/yfObrgLP6k

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NBA level shit-talk would make professional tennis wayyy more fun to watch.

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"The camera eats first..."

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If you think I wouldn't pay through the nose to eat a T-Rex steak...

[PETA @peta]

Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 https://t.co/cxlUXI2HhY #DinosaurDay

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@JoeEsTweets @AmericanAir To be fair, I said "best case"

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Best case flying @AmericanAir lately:

Depart on time.
Arrive early.
Sit on tarmac "waiting for the ground crew" (who has known our revised arrival time for hours)
Pull to gate 10-30 min late.

This is probably 85% of the domestic flights I've taken with them in the last year.

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If you have to manage teams/schedules across timezones you *NEED* Dato.

https://t.co/nnJcLpnVML

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@GooglePixel_US I would but the battery died. 🤷‍♂️

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@MishaalRahman @oneplus Can you talk about (or demo) notifications? 1.) there are rumors that notifications are one area where you can see/feel the switch between OS and 2.) modern versions of WearOS gutted the privacy options for the way notifications appear on screen, curious if anything has changed.

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@scubaryan_ Today I learned that this happens to other people.