Alex Brandt

Baseball⚾, Film🎥🎞

[conor @gwenstefanisbox]

*sighs*

[Cincy Stripes @StripesCincy]

James Cook: “You know I was thinking, it would be really awesome if you could let me rush for a touchdown”

Josh Allen: “Yeah but, if you score, how am I going to score? Think about it”

[Spencer Nusbaum @spencernusbaum_]

Can confirm that the Washington Nationals are nearing an agreement with Cade Cavalli on a contract extension, per a source. @ByRobertMurray first to note the link.

[Alex Brandt @abrandt99]

Why are people mad at butera rn? This is not his fault, you get the guys you get and you do their best. It’s all on ownership rn

[Rob Wong @RobWong34]

Hope they display this GIF in the Hall of Excellence one day

[🇸🇾عمار🔻 @Amarss_II]

Boring western news: “The economy is shit and oil is expensive”

Cool fucking Egyptian news: FAST AND FURIOUS 🔥😵 CHICKEN HEIST 🐔 🏦

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Ain’t no fucking way we lost Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and Peter Cullen in 72 hours bro.

What kinda evil ass year is this.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

ON GOD DOOM IS COOKED

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 ���� @feebeejeen]

a man *bang bang* a family *bang bang* a zoo *bang bang* a purchase *bang bang*

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

A DUCK

*BANG BANG*

A LEMONADE STAND

*BANG BANG*

A MAN

*BANG BANG*

GRAPES

*BANG BANG*

[Olivia 🫒 @coolerbred]

If only there was like, a smaller human that could do this kind of job for 12 hours a day

[Racky Balboa @berstreet]

Thank you I never would’ve thought to have pasta AND meatballs

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Time to lock in

[dean ☘︎ @macfindspride]

oh my god 😭

[Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 @4HumanUnity]

This is exactly how .@FoxNews propaganda works. Not by lying outright, but by choosing exactly which true facts to show you, and which ones to bury.

Yes, Massachusetts removed its 24-week limit. What Fox doesn't tell you: this covers rare, devastating cases, fatal fetal anomalies, maternal health emergencies, so families don't have to fly out of state during the worst moment of their lives.

Also missing: "very few" abortions happen after 24 weeks at all. Fox lets you imagine healthy, full-term babies being aborted on a whim. That's not what this law does. That's the manipulation.

This is the same network that agreed to pay $787.5 million for lying to us about stolen election. They do so much harm to our nation.

[Tarik Skubal @TarikSkubal]

I hate when my parents decide to get on the interent and make me lag on MW3 #COD4LIFE#BROTHERBONDING