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Pro-Choice, Pro-Women, Pro-Keep your goddamn religion out of my uterus. She/her

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Freindly note to treat #leafgreen🍃and #firered🔥 the same way you did growing up. (Make sure your manually saving your game). brb just mourning every single Pokémon i caught and raised this weekend 💔🥺

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

I’m grouchy bc my coworker is eating pretzels. IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE CHEWING ON GRAVEL
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How tf did people make it in the office environment before noise cancelling headphones?

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

“Fellas, what the fuck is going on”

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Accidentally trauma dumping in the office during the “what are you doing for Mother’s Day” chat 😬🦗🦗🦗

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

It���s been a stressful day at work. It’s 40 minutes past quitting time and somebody flagged me down just to ask me how much weight I’ve gained 🥹

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Why did it take me longer to replace my windshield wipers than it did to replace my cabin and engine air filter 😂

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

@ConcernedApe Is this why Robin loved my accidental gift of trash??? 😂

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

How does my manager not know that “moving goalposts” is not a good thing 🙃

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

What I meant to say to my coworker: “living in a cat household”

What I actually said: “living in a cat asshole”
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[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

I know the AI advisory board watching me ask copilot “How to professionally say…” for the 637th time like

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Nothing more humbling than than a child eating your food at thanksgiving 🤣

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

I do not think Netflix was prepared for the viewership that’s happening right now 😂

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

@smoothies29 @atensnut @realDonaldTrump You are absolutely allowed to take your phone out. (Excluding Texas where you cannot use it w/in 100ft of a polling location)

You should however be careful taking photo or video in the voting booth or of your ballot in most states. As laws pertaining to this vary by state.

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

I googled how to get my computer to press a key for me. Then asked IT to download a program for me that would allow me to input a script to just that. So I copy pasted some fancy lingo about it and now they’re talking to me like I understand wtf I was talking about 🆘

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Is there a tactful way to ask your coworker to stop singing along to their headphones 😩

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

Do I double text my hairdresser or take the L and try and find a new one 😅

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

somebody in my office has their text ringer on full volume and I’m about to snap

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

I thought I was stable but… I’ve been thinking about getting bangs for a few weeks

[🐝🌼☀️ @abrasarah23]

@recksford This is legitimately my birthday though 😂