optimism survivor

can i have this pen

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

They say video games make you violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage.

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@abraveturtle @bourgeoisalien This is the worst thing that's ever happened online.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@Cpin42 @Michael1979 @bourgeoisalien perfection <3

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

hey kids, @bourgeoisalien is back!

psst: it's me 😘

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@daviddoel @bourgeoisalien woot! thanks, David!

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

@Cpin42 @abraveturtle @bourgeoisalien She's like the monster that can't be killed.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@Michael1979 @Cpin42 @bourgeoisalien Now you have TWO mortal enemies, dummy.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@GiverGoddess88 @bourgeoisalien 😂

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Don’t listen to my large nephew John Delaney at the debate tonight. He ate aquarium gravel when he was little and it made him stupid and mean.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@BernieUpstateNY fully

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

Maddow: Sen. Sanders, many candidates spoke in Spanish last night. As a Russian plant, will you be speaking in Russian?

Bernie: What-

Joe Biden: Rachel, I had permission to sniff that kid's hair backstage

Maddow: VP Biden 'Presidential' isn't a strong enough word for you, Sir

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

Bernie Sanders 1981: A woman should have the right to an abortion and control over her own body.

Joe Biden 1981: A woman shouldn’t have the sole right to say what should happen to her body.

And THAT's why I support Bernie. He's been right on every issue decades before the rest.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

My favorite thing about Bernie is how much he doesn’t give a fuck about the media spin machine. He’s always just out there talking about imperialism, the wealth gap, criminal justice reform, and people smear him and he’s like, “yeah what? I’m right.”

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

If people *legitimately* choose Biden over Bernie in the dem primary humans deserve to go extinct.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@NYMag @jonathanchait Goddammit you corporate media monsters make me fucking sick.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@dpakman @SenSanders @kasie MSNBC is a nightmare.

[David Pakman @dpakman]

This is a really stupid attempt to sandbag @SenSanders by @kasie . Before yesterday's debate, it had been months since I last watched MSNBC. Is this the type of thing that is common on there now?

[batkaren (a/k/a kt roth) @batkaren]

I’m just a meat sack, standing in front of a multiverse portal, seeking a dimension where interstellar salvage ships don’t respond to distress calls that pull their crews out of hyper-sleep…Corporate regulations be damned.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

Chuck Todd: Senator Sanders, since you're already lost, tell us right now why Joe Biden is the most progressive candidate and endorse him

Bernie: This is what mean when I say rigging, you see-

Chuck Todd: oh boo-hoo Senator...we don't have time for your imagined victim complex

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@osiris_neits @Enjoneer01 😂

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

If silly putty would have applied itself it could have been serious putty.

[optimism survivor @abraveturtle]

@DonnyWithaY 😂