Abigail Bromilow

Random, haphazard, curious, naive, hopeful and somewhat disconnected from reality. And that's all before the rest of the world wakes up.  

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

Sitting and watching the “slack is down” tweets start flowing in.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

Sobbing in rage screaming into the IVR and maybe am finally on hold after 8 times being hung up on

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

There legitimately may not be a worse customer experience than the @BankofAmerica IVR. 3 tries and I still haven't been able to get a damn thing done before being hung up on.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

make that 6 times and still haven't been able to get to a human

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

Feeling this except #doordashdown

[Vess @VessOnSecurity]

1970: We're going to build a global network that can withstand a nuclear war.

2021: AWS is down and my coffee machine doesn't work.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@AskTarget Is there any way to order a holiday catalog? My son really wants to start making his wish list and we haven't gotten one.

[QueryShark @QueryShark]

Even a clear, concise, well-written query will get some passes.

https://t.co/cyFUc4JY01

[QueryShark @QueryShark]

When your word count is the Incredible Hulk but your query is more Bruce Banner:

https://t.co/M7oHOUkYBq

[QueryShark @QueryShark]

"Will it put agents off to include my pronouns?  How should I handle this?"

https://t.co/WJmBRvJsNa

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

So slammed at work I had to order pizza @dominos . Ordered pineapple. Got pepperoni. Can’t eat meat. I guess I’ll skip lunch today 🙄

[Dan Wells @TheDanWells]

In the course of producing our six children, my wife had five miscarriages. Two of them put her in the hospital. One of them she still cries about, over a decade later. This policy is punitive, cruel, and—let’s not mince words—evil, to people who most need our love and support.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@WasteManagement so the bagster website is down ... ? Hopefully just a site issue and not a suspension of that service 😳

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@Zak19701 Awww, just seeing this! So, so happy to hear 💜💜💜

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@LEGO_Group as expected ... I stayed up until nearly 3 am waiting for the site to come back, and as soon as it did everything I wanted was sold out. And yet plenty on eBay for 2-3x. I think I’m done with lego 😢

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@emilycheath @LEGO_Group Ugh. No wonder the knock off sets sell so easily.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@LEGO_Group so ... site down? Gonna be super bummed if I miss out on new releases AGAIN to people who are going to sell right away on eBay for a 3x mark up 😢

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@verizonfios as an added bonus to my previous issue - there’s a bug in your “check availability” page that sends me on an endless loop with no answer. 6month old issue at least. What a terrible website.

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@verizonfios hey FYI I’m trying to shop on your site but the bleeping char window won’t go away so I can’t. I’ll be looking up Comcast instead ...

[Abigail Bromilow @abromilow]

@AskAtlassian I don’t suppose JiraJr is real? Please say it is. #needhelp

[QueryShark @QueryShark]

The difference between events and plot is the difference between working a speed bag and a boxing bout. Both involve punching but only one has something at stake.

https://t.co/WmrWsEUMUT