Allison Brown

Wife. Mom. Dog mom. CPA. UGA alum.

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

I came to Twitter this morning to see if there were tweets about Tania’s seatbelt. Y’all did not disappoint. #90DayFiance

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

MOOD
#GoDawgs

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Kirby Smart goes down, but Georgia does not.

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

Is Matthew high? Open your eyes. #unexpected

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

These poor kids need real parents. #unexpected

[WSB-TV @wsbtv]

Times you ever see Atlanta highways looking like this:

- The president's in town
- 'The Walking Dead'

End of list.

[B @br_bop]

🎶 kiss the girl 🎶 #TheLittleMermaidLive

[Pepe Silvia @DevRev0]

So I just stopped in on #TheLittleMermaidLive and John Fucking Stamos is fighting flying crabs 🧜🏻‍♀️🤘🏼

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

@IAMQUEENLATIFAH is doing my favorite Disney villain justice! #littlemermaidlive

[Roslyn Wertheimer 📸 @RE_Wertheimer]

We're going to talk about this.. right? #LittleMermaidLive

[Aaron R. @Festivus_Miracl]

Shaggy looking like Eddie Murphy from delirious #LittleMermaidLive

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

*tucking 2 year old son in*

Me: Goodnight, baby. I love you.

2: Mama?

Me: Yeah?

2: Get outta here.

#toddlermom #momlife

[god’s sleepiest soldier @audreymcoots]

@DAndreSwift jumping over that Notre Dame player is giving me nostalgic @knowshonmoreno vibes. And I am here for it. #UGAvsND

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

#respectthespecs #UGAvsND

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

That sound you just heard was Sanford Stadium reacting to this touchdown.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

If you’re not rage whispering,
-Don’t touch anything
-Please just finish
-DO NOT open the door!
-NO I do not pee from my butt hole
-Get off of the dirty floor!
-I didn’t fart!
Then are you even crammed into a public bathroom stall with all of your kids?

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

Just put peroxide on my fire ant sting to keep it from getting infected.

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

What dat? What dat? What dat? What dat? What dat? What dat?

How we read books now. #toddlermom #momlife

[Allison Brown @abrown4350]

I’m just catching up but why the F is that child sitting on the counter? #90dayfiancetheotherway