brownchimp

Read. Write. Dream. Repeat.

[Austin Rief ☕️ @austin_rief]

One of the best moments in TV history. https://t.co/Gy3KYhs4US

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

A "patriot" is someone who loves his country enough to hate the majority of its citizens.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Did you know that it’s actually possible for you to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

love this Picasso story so much

[Abbie🌻 @abbiehive]

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

[wabs @wabzzino]

how tf every author the #1 new york times bestseller

[Anshuman Sharma @anshumonsharma]

How to make a Ritviz song in 2 minutes!

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

this is how the news should be. no headline. no context. you fuckin fugure it out

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-

[Varghese K George @vargheseKgeorge]

Responsible drinking has a new meaning. Malayalis queuing up to buy alcohol. #COVID2019india #Kerala

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

I didn’t find anything special about Leonardo Di Caprio’s acting - Varun Dhawan

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

South Dakota has launched a campaign to combat meth.

With this new logo.

https://t.co/u5l7HF7mK9

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Our President, who art a heathen,
Hollow be thy soul.
The time has come.
You’re sick and dumb
And worthy to go to prison.
Give us this day our country back,
And forget we exist, as we will forget that you did.
And lead us not any longer,
So we can deliver ourselves from you.

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

[Sayantan Ghosh @sayantansunnyg]

You know a Kangana Ranaut film is about to release when everything she says starts getting on your nerves.

[Cunto @Captain_Cunto]

Even by Russian standards, that's just fucking nuts.