Duckgoose 🦆

He/him * 22 * Intergalactic Hitchhiker * Word Alchemist * Perpetually Curious * I am Aware by Proxy * m ❤️ (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠/

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@67myski 😏 heh what's up 😚

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Poland?

no, pool has water

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yeah, i call her mommy and get excited when she tells me i'm a good boy.

so what?

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Franchising is ruining this country.

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I can, but only 50% of the time

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Everything has a 50% probability as it either happens or not. Can you debunk this?

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It's obvious the blue button is the morally correct choice btw

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I fucking love single-use plastics

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[•τємı• @temiekele]

a respectful freak won’t freak until froken to

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New anime just dropped:
My AI Girlfriend Used to be a Data Center but Now She is an Android that Fights Against the IDF with Her Laser-Guided Missiles and Massive Titties, In Another World

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i am going to tweet so many bangers. buckle up.

[Speed⭐️ @ishowspeedsui]

@LoganPaul you don’t even know shit about one piece

[flex @lowkflex]

It's so fucked up that an entirely different planet just looks like Arizona.

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@JakeRammos okay! this one is named Thomas :)

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@mariaxxnn probably with their girl...

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@tawnniee that's why you have to download more ram from the internet after you get a new computer

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sameeeeeeeee... i love when a girl is fat.. like 115lbs

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

i love when a man is short.. like 5'11