abby kate

[abby kate @abs_mayy]

passed out in the tanning bed, the workers had to get the door unlocked woke up ~nude~ to 3 workers standing there with the paramedics....damn can a girl take a nap!!! haha jk it was the most embarrassing moment of my life, I want to die.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

The “Kamala will send your sons to war” crowd lookin particularly stupid as fuck at the moment tbh

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

[clintoris @clintoris]

When the Charli xcx song finishes the exact moment you park at the Diet Coke store

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

if we don’t win our softball game tonight I will take my own life on the pitchers mound in front of both teams

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

POV: Your boi is about to take the biggest key bump in history and call the president a pedo

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

if they take adderall away from me they are gonna have to shoot me down from the top of the US capitol like king kong

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[×͜× @RuggedRyan_]

I'm too smart for the amount of bad decisions I make.

[cbspears ◉ @cbspears]

Trump's advisors

[grace @gracesftdt]

oh they were dead serious ..