DABby

let's put some sauce on this dance burrito

[DABby @abs_roberts1]

If I go to hell I think my personal torture would be having to hold conversations with bland men who have never been told they’re not funny

[nikki🫶🏻 @enrgeticwarrior]

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[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Cocky want … Ahh forget it

[amanda @italchicc]

remove “are you a convicted felon” from All job applications moving forward .

[amir! @groovisphere]

chappell roan on my ‘80s tv just feels right

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

early results are in!

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Hey der, folks. This year I’m votin’ for Carmala instead of Donald Truck. My bestest bud Lightning McQueen says ladies like Miss Sally can’t get the repairs they need right now and that ain’t right. I sure don’t believe in errything Carmala runs on. But I believe in my friends.

[emma ⁸¹ ⁴¹ @bitchastri]

fat people jokes are only controversial when fat people make them and i think that’s fucked up

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

Tuesday schedule

8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch

9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times

11:30
get abortion

1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times

6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong

9:00
another abortion

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you make my motor purr BITCCH!!

[silly funny guy @megandoesart1]

growing up in a republican household sometimes you made bangers like this as a kid

[Yams🍠 THE MEWERRRRRRR @unamusedyams]

thinking likes deserve to be private but blocked accounts have the right to still look at your tweets... idk this smells like it all was catered for very specific people...

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

she is risen

[sophie @superfinebeam]

it's been 10 years since the rumour came out...

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

‘THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ was released 49 years ago today.

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

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