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INSUBORDINATE. AND CHURLISH

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Just blessing the TL with Bad Bunny bringing out Daddy Yankee for La Santa

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

sorry but "Memphis Depay" being your all-time record goalscorer, especially for a nation that likes to give it big, is deeply embarrassing

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Andrés Cantor with the Telemundo call for Folarin Balogun's latest goal to make it 3-0 USMNT. 🇺🇸⚽️🔥🎙️ #WorldCup

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LETS GOOOOOO

[Barred in DC @BarredinDC]

Tallboy will reward those who watch US match tonight with them if US wins. 25% off tab if win by a goal, 50% off if win by 2 goals, free tab if 3 or more.

[RK☄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mygoatiswashed]

2am - Haiti vs Scotland

5am - Australia vs Turkey

6pm - Germany vs Curacao

9pm - Netherlands vs Japan

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Our elected officials are beefing with Elmo

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@elmo

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De’Aaron Fox will not see the pearly gates #LGK

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@FoolOfD

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

Nobody wants to say it, but a Latina fetish is just an Asian fetish for downwardly-mobile white guys.

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@JPaserman @bradlander @ZohranKMamdani

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

President Trump is asleep at Game 3.

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Not even getting paid just an arsonist for the love of the game

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A volunteer firefighter has been arrested for allegedly setting fires and then responding to them with his fire department, officials said https://t.co/SQZbltMBPx

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@jay_lipman @bradlander @RashidaTlaib

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@NYCBikeLanes @katherine2pt0

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

“Why argue with an Arsenal fan when you can just wait?” We waited. We won. We are champions of England - and we are just one game away from being crowned champions of Europe. Read my piece on what Arsenal means to me here: https://t.co/J6cg388mRH

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Roflcopter

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

Mauricio #Pochettino will leave #USA National Team after the World Cup. He has been offered to #ACMilan by an intermediary in the last hours. #transfers

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It was always going to be him

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God forbid I have even a prayer for Arsenal’s future but goddamnit this kid is something

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

To the Viktor the spoils ✊

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks: