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[abs @absdabs13]

Next stop… Minnesota 🚚

[. @nowherehere56]

There ain’t even BABY FORMULA ON THE SHELVES

[abs @absdabs13]

My daughter is two months today and I am UNWELL. It is heartbreaking and beautiful to watch your child grow 🥲

[abs @absdabs13]

😂

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

if you know what the lifehouse skit is then you’re in therapy now

[David Morris @wdmorrisjr]

Parents have to choose their battles.

8 fights worth picking with your kids:

[abs @absdabs13]

@nikki_mcmullen Please take my money. All of it. I want these 😭

[abs @absdabs13]

“Sleep when baby sleeps”

This is actually the worst advice to a new mom…… can we please stop telling them this?

[abs @absdabs13]

Y’all 🥺❤️

[abs @absdabs13]

I finally understand why moms can never drink their coffee hot 😅

[abs @absdabs13]

We are approaching 37 weeks and my baby is still breech....

Lord help me with this stubborn child 🙏🏼😂

[abs @absdabs13]

Carpel tunnel has to be my least favorite pregnancy symptom so far

[abs @absdabs13]

Baby has decided to have a dance party inside my stomach tonight.

6 more weeks girl and we’ll be dancing together 💞

[abs @absdabs13]

The next person who tells me I’m “never going to sleep again” after I have my baby is going to get throat punched

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Days of paid leave offered to new moms:

🇮🇪: 182
🇮🇹: 152
🇨🇦: 119
🇫🇷: 112
🇯🇵: 98
🇸🇪: 90
🇲🇽: 84
🇺🇸: 0

Absurd. The time is now to finally guarantee paid family and medical leave in this country.

[abs @absdabs13]

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[Godless Liz 😇 @GodlessLiz]

Raising kids in a religious bubble that prohibits listening to popular music, watching mainstream movies & tv, playing video games, going to public school, and/or celebrating the cultural aspects of holidays, means they grow up to feel like foreigners in their own country.

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

I don’t know about you but working 5 days a week with only 2 days off for 65+ years with only maybe 15 years of freedom sounds like a scam to me.