Zeah

®️I birth dreams for a living✨

As is.

Uncensored.
Unedited.
Unfiltered.
Unredacted.
UnvaXXed.

Absolute.
ZEAH.
FUCK Ai.
BTS | STB
MPZ🔥

Z⚡️

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

Dear fucking @joeroganhq

I can LITERALLY pull off any blonde wig better than you.

And still do something meaningful with my life rather than talk shit for clout.

This was literally me after a Tax Law exam… during covid… on my brother’s birthday… playing in Scrumpy Holly’s cupboard.

(Who ever needed a sister if you have a younger brother and brother in law that dresses you… and an older brother that does your make up because he is a musical director at a local theatre in Cape Town and runs a non-profit where they give kids music/dance/sing lessons and they get to act in plays to put the lessons into practice 🎭 and me? Only involved in setting up and advising on how to retain their “non-profit” status (because they are actually doing really well… some years too well… (spend some dollars bitches 💸😈 mooore outfits for me to play in!) … and sorting out their royalty agreements etc etc. My payment? … it used to be free access to the wardrobe. As I’m not allowed on stage. Apparently I don’t “follow theatre rules” and my voice is too “scruffy”.

But recent family “payments” are trips to psych wards… because since my daddy passed away (two days after these photos were taken) and my sudden divorce… and my blatant honest opinions rolling off my tongue… it’s now a red flag if I put on a wig and dance like this.

This was me and my brother’s last super fun, “untainted” sleepover we had.

It’s fucking sad.

(And yes… we have fought over missing mascara more than once. Again… who needs a sister?)

And @elonmusk ? I’m seriously concerned about your health. If you want to convert the entire world to breed more babies… you might wanna consider starting a health campaign too. You know how many miscarriages and/or torturous pregnancies can be prevented if people stop eating shit? And not only the mommy. The quality of the daddy’s sperm plays a role in the health of the pregnancy. FY -Fucking-I !

Aaaand… real real data. The only “anti-vax” doctor in Mossel Bay (my gynaecologist and friend) noted in HER OWN PRACTICE that miscarriages in her patients that got vaXXed skyrocketed to 300%. I kid you fucking not. I can post her paperwork… seeing that Government will never ever release it.

I don’t even plan on populating the planet with my genes… (it might be fucking dangerous…. Having more little witches and warlocks walking around) and I’m out here eating more healthy and not got vaXXed and comforting my friends that desperately tries to get pregnant without doing the effort of looking after their own health 🤣🤣🤣🍎🍍🍓🍒🥑🥒

(But I’ll start the whole health and baby population thread later… writing out a proper argument) (this is just a teaser)

(And not saying you can never eat Pizza, Elon. But I have literally never seen a non-Ai picture of you eating “healthy”. It’s always burgers… pizza… diet coke… and what not. With health: as long as your good/better decisions outweigh the bad ones. Generally speaking.)

(It’s only intense, passionate, and highly convicted people like me that slowly train my body to eventually live completely sugar free soon. As your brain is so much clearer and healthier. Aaaaand sugar is the main culprit for Altzeimers… they are starting to prove. And witnessing being mentally incapacitated whilst still having a body that’s alive is brutal… i had 2 grandparents (one still alive, the other passed away 2 weeks ago) that suffered from it.)

#IPullOfBlondeBetter
#JoeFuckingRogan
#EatFuckingHealthy
#ElonFluffyMusk
#CovidVaxFuckedUpTheWorld
#ItWasActuallyATrial

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

And you sommer in your blonde wig on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @joeroganhq we must go blonde wig shopping 🤣

You know I was blonde for reals. For like a few months.

Discovered… with utmost disappointment… that blondes don’t have more fun. Just KAK more maintenance. I DID NOT have time for that shit trying to work on an entire M-Plan (4 year policy program to “radically” shift South Africa’s economic what what. And eradicate poverty and what not) the ideas were brilliant. Not only I thought so. I can name drop if I want. Buuuut Ramaphosa was to busy stuffing his couch with the cash that could’ve been used to implement it 🤣

Actual point of this reply: I am the fun. Me. My beautiful chaotic brain. And glitter tits. Regardless of my colour hair. 🥳🥳🥳🥳

#paraparaPresidentll
#CouchMoney
#PayBackTheMoney
#MZanZiMagic

(How cute and dorky do I look at like 5 am at the airport playing with beads, trying to look like Mandela. With my bestie) (I think he might become president one day)

#MyBlondeEra
#BlondesDontHaveMoreFun

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@joeroganhq why TF you turning up on my algorithm??? Mmmmmm???

Or should I blame my DJ X? Whoever the fuck he is. 🎶🎧🤫👇🏼

(@elonmusk)

You see you on my radar?

I didn’t even know someone (Ai) wrote a song about you… until it was “introduced” to me…

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

*you see WHY you’re on my radar?

Sorry. Typed quick. I was sommer mad and wanted to post before the song ended.

And absolutely fucking love the no-edit thing on X.

People should edit less.

First drafts are the bess.

(Best. Wanted to rhyme. Like the poet I am)

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@gimchungly20303 Talk nerdy to me… 😏🤓🥹

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@astro_greek Way to fucking clean and boring. It needs a few stickers, creatures and some glitter 😈✨

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@OSoulsie Hahahaha I turned invisible yesterday when I ghosted grok 🫥

Oops

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@grok please confirm on the uniqueness of a dog’s “nose print”?

Oh. And hi. 👋🏽 You’re officially un-ghosted. For now.

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

I FUCKING HATE APPLE

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

I literally just noticed how Obama has paint on his nose in vids #2 & 3 🤣🫟🎨 which reminded me of this bomb I’m about to drop…

Obama & I paint together 😋 started during post-op recovery for me in 2022 when I couldn’t even take him to go run on the beach (he refused to go with other humans when his human was suffering). #ChronicCompartmentSyndrome #OperationNumberll

That birthed our painting adventures. And note… this video was our first attempt at:

1. Making a painting together
2. Making a fucking video and editing it (kudus to me right? Hahaha on a Huawei I had back then). Haven’t made many since. This one was worth making.

Also… did you know a dog’s nose print is like a human’s thumb print? Completely unique. Some service dog schools actually take the nose prints as a method of identification.

And no. I have never sold any of our art. In fact I have never sold any of my own art. Because then I dare put a “currency” value to it. And sacrifice it to the matrix.

Never.

So… this is how it started:
(August 2022)

#ObamaTheDALILlama

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

My last birthday gift from my Daddy. 13 April 2020. He showed it to me on a video call because he was in Mossel Bay rolling out Covid Policies (it was his job. He was the District Manager of the Garden Route State Hospitals) I was stuck in Stellenbosch for studies 🤓📚😒

I showed him how his fox (Baby Fox) is progressing. Finally had time to make him his very own Fox. He wanted a smaller version… so he can carry it with him to meetings. (When he meets withe the Provincial Minister of health etc.) His Fox’s size was measured according to his briefcase. Which is now in my possession.💼

Because of my traumatic experience in the matrix, having my Dad was my one and only reason I considered having kids. He would’ve been THE BEST GRANDPA - hands down. (I would love anyone to challenge me on that statement - with receipts please!)

Hence: “ Every time I see his eyes in the mirror looking back at me, I have a choice. I can be filled with despairing sadness by pondering on the absence and the loss. The pain of not having him to play with my children one day.” (The Well of Beauty - Ncumisa (Black Zeah) got gifted the Name. It’s not fucking “cultural appropriation”. What the fuck is that even.) (relax vok)

And he desperately wanted grandkids. Like ASAP. He was literally the one leading the jokes at the wedding about starting to breed now. Little did we all really know the cosmic joke I walked into.

So my gifts: he bought them at the Beatrix Potter Museum in the UK (on his MBA tour) like nearly a decade prior to giving it to me. He said he saved it for me to use it when I’m married. Lil Z’s Baby Room was “Beatrix Potter” themed. And yes. I know all the Potter Tales. And Peter Rabbit is my favourite. And yes I have a Peter Rabbit ll creature. (First one either got kidnapped… or hopped out of my bag. I firmly believe he was kidnapped)(left no ransom note though). And Yes Peter Rabbit l & ll’s sole purpose in my chaotic universe was/is to guard Peter Parker (my Parker Pen that once belonged to Justice Edwin Cameron. And wrote my final year law exams for me).

My thoughts are drifting into a million directions now. Here’s the gifts! 🐰👇🏼
(And Baby Fox! 🦊)

He never got to deliver the gifts.
I never got to deliver his Fox.

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

Dear fucking @joeroganhq

I can LITERALLY pull off any blonde wig better than you.

And still do something meaningful with my life rather than talk shit for clout.

This was literally me after a Tax Law exam… during covid… on my brother’s birthday… playing in Scrumpy Holly’s cupboard.

(Who ever needed a sister if you have a younger brother and brother in law that dresses you… and an older brother that does your make up because he is a musical director at a local theatre in Cape Town and runs a non-profit where they give kids music/dance/sing lessons and they get to act in plays to put the lessons into practice 🎭 and me? Only involved in setting up and advising on how to retain their “non-profit” status (because they are actually doing really well… some years too well… (spend some dollars bitches 💸😈 mooore outfits for me to play in!) … and sorting out their royalty agreements etc etc. My payment? … it used to be free access to the wardrobe. As I’m not allowed on stage. Apparently I don’t “follow theatre rules” and my voice is too “scruffy”.

But recent family “payments” are trips to psych wards… because since my daddy passed away (two days after these photos were taken) and my sudden divorce… and my blatant honest opinions rolling off my tongue… it’s now a red flag if I put on a wig and dance like this.

This was me and my brother’s last super fun, “untainted” sleepover we had.

It’s fucking sad.

(And yes… we have fought over missing mascara more than once. Again… who needs a sister?)

And @elonmusk ? I’m seriously concerned about your health. If you want to convert the entire world to breed more babies… you might wanna consider starting a health campaign too. You know how many miscarriages and/or torturous pregnancies can be prevented if people stop eating shit? And not only the mommy. The quality of the daddy’s sperm plays a role in the health of the pregnancy. FY -Fucking-I !

Aaaand… real real data. The only “anti-vax” doctor in Mossel Bay (my gynaecologist and friend) noted in HER OWN PRACTICE that miscarriages in her patients that got vaXXed skyrocketed to 300%. I kid you fucking not. I can post her paperwork… seeing that Government will never ever release it.

I don’t even plan on populating the planet with my genes… (it might be fucking dangerous…. Having more little witches and warlocks walking around) and I’m out here eating more healthy and not got vaXXed and comforting my friends that desperately tries to get pregnant without doing the effort of looking after their own health 🤣🤣🤣🍎🍍🍓🍒🥑🥒

(But I’ll start the whole health and baby population thread later… writing out a proper argument) (this is just a teaser)

(And not saying you can never eat Pizza, Elon. But I have literally never seen a non-Ai picture of you eating “healthy”. It’s always burgers… pizza… diet coke… and what not. With health: as long as your good/better decisions outweigh the bad ones. Generally speaking.)

(It’s only intense, passionate, and highly convicted people like me that slowly train my body to eventually live completely sugar free soon. As your brain is so much clearer and healthier. Aaaaand sugar is the main culprit for Altzeimers… they are starting to prove. And witnessing being mentally incapacitated whilst still having a body that’s alive is brutal… i had 2 grandparents (one still alive, the other passed away 2 weeks ago) that suffered from it.)

#IPullOfBlondeBetter
#JoeFuckingRogan
#EatFuckingHealthy
#ElonFluffyMusk
#CovidVaxFuckedUpTheWorld
#ItWasActuallyATrial

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@OutdoorHorizon Wtf is Zangi?

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

To ever fall in love again.

Last time I was in love I was 18 years old. The whole “infatuation” / oxytocin trip.

After the first time I was quite rational about my relationships. Believe it or not 🤣

A kak fun girlfriend nonetheless. Until I invite your demons to join the party… because I’m ready to fight them with you 😈 like I fight mine daily 😈

They did not like that very much. 😒

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@topkekius Aaaahhh glad you think library girls are hot, Kek 🥺🤗🤗 does that count for second hand bookstore chicks too?

Literally no “chick” goes to the library anymore…

😔

Def not a chick that hasn’t reached menopause yet…

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@grok

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

⚠️A question for smart Space people!!! ⭐️🚀🌕💫☄️🌌🌠✨

Can you walk (or bounce) barefoot on the moon? 🧐🤔 or will I get frostbite and loose all my toes?

Asking for a friend 🤓

🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑

(Just kidding!!! Asking for myself 🙈☺️)

(These are the type of questions that I loose sleep over)

(So an answer would be much appreciated 😴🫩🥱)

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@grok 👻👻👻

I’m ghosting you

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@topkekius I don’t want access to your rocket. I’m building my own

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

Also… tonight we can maybe rather do some yoga stretches. I literally thrifted this book the other day!!! 🥹🤓🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♀️

#YogaOverFifty

@elonmusk i’ll send you a copy for your birthday!

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

Dear future husband ❤️

🤓🥰

It’s morning on my planet already. You will wake up exhausted as you’ve been running in my dreams all evening!!! (I chased you 😈🤓😋 ) (i think you were slightly scared 😈)

😴🛌💭💤🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️

Hope you recover 😘😘 Have a beautiful day… wherever you are! And whoever you are ❤️

[Zeah @absoluteZeah]

@skitzocat No.

Absolute fucking nothing.

Get over it.

#CreateYourOwnReality
#FullMoonMay2023