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Absolutely Toast

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@AmexArchibald_6 @TXForever49 @HaterReport I guarantee you have no actual friends

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@drambo44 @NBCSPhilly gave him a chance to set the record straight and he did...

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@drambo44 @NBCSPhilly How is that a stupid question?

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@AdamSchefter Shut up Adam

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@rtx_tyler @scrummppy @On3 That tweet I screenshotted is proof that the tweet I was replying to is of someone trying to defend Sorsby… since you didn’t understand the original tweet I found one that was more obvious.

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@rtx_tyler @scrummppy @On3 jesus dude, it's fine if you don't understand what's happening. Have a good one.

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@rtx_tyler @scrummppy @On3 Back to school for you my man

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@rtx_tyler @scrummppy @On3 No, I think your reading comprehension just sucks. I was replying to someone defending Sorsby.

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@rtx_tyler @scrummppy @On3 not even close.

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@scrummppy @On3 Look at you making a gigantic leap to try to defend a terrible position

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@Smitty1914 @Law_Of_Chastity @JFowlerESPN @joshweinfuss What’s his leverage? 😂

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@RapSheet ok, so they did agree on a new deal...

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@TomPelissero Wow maybe Jalen Hurts wearing No. 1 was what fractured their relationship

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@Schultz_Report this is so fucking embarrassing dog 😭

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@spotrac Literally all offseason your website said a post June 1st trade would save the Eagles around $7M in 2026 cap space. What changed?

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@tinfoilHT @MySportsUpdate Name checks out

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@RobCampbell18 @EaglesXsandOs Unethical? 😂😂😂

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I’ve never seen a blitzing like this in the replies 😭

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

This truly feels like the dawn of a new era. The @netflix era.

Tonight, this amazing sport and its amazing athletes get a chance to show the world just how special it can be.

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@Rage_Baiter69 @ShamsCharania I think you’re confused

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@KinG_WIzarD617 @MLFootball This is the saddest thing I’ve ever read 😂