The Absolute Peach

Stupidly sublime comedy podcast. Blending snark and silliness, since 2007.

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It's very fashionable, isn't it.

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@christina_king1 THIS

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*tap tap* is this thing on?

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It's THE new big show! And we have the details, right here!
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"It's recorded in America, and the UK...and the and the and the United States of America" - Ben on his new show, "Celebrity Crumbs" (@AbsolutePeach S12 E03: Cars & Crumbs) https://t.co/FA0iI4ewP2

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📣 N-N-News Watch! 🏃🍌
"Store owner fends off robber by throwing bananas…”

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🍑🚀 New #comedy #podcast out now! 😎 🍑
"CARS & CRUMBS" - A woman has fallen in love with a plane, and we hear a revolutionary new idea for controlling bad drivers...
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🍑📣 New #Comedy #Podcast Out Now! 😎 🍑
"CARS & CRUMBS"
"In this show, we meet a woman who has fallen in love with a plane, get creeped out by Amazon, and learn about Ben’s top secret project…"
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New show out now! #podcast https://t.co/Ng7AWAXAII on #Podbean

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@AlexMcAleer "Go banana!"

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What's with the waiting until you're actually shaking and in pain from needing to pee, because you don't want to stop what you're doing, when you could just go, and you'd be 100% fine and back within like 45 seconds?

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It's nice to receive recognition for how much we "slay the rap game". Finally.

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You can lean over the bin while you clip your nails, but we all know those things are pinging across the room and joining all the others in the shagpile rug

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In bed by 10:30pm. Bottle of water on deck. Extra blanket. Can't nobody #SaturdayNight like me.

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"This cat has encountered an error"

#funny #cat #video

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🍑📣 Our brand NEW podcast is done and will be with you on Monday 4th Feb. 🚀

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