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im kind of like if lorne michaels were a hot lesbian piece of ass

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my stomach just gurgled the intro to girls by the dare

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

Phoebe Bridgers you may have a great show tonight but it won't be perfect. You're missing something. Hope it was worth it.

[John Sarrao @JSarrao]

Yea I'm gay... Gay for pusy #GuyCode

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

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I’m going to intubate timothee chalamt

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@timerube do we know if one is at rsvp capacity, can i still try to get in ?? for example at 9 bob note or boyfriend co-op

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@TheDemocrats do something do literally one thing. like one single thing

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conrad taught her how to ride dick and cock… and he did it at her birthday dinner

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@ali_sivi you need to watch the conrad show finale expeditiously

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i would be so famous if i had a lot of followers and fame

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@Deegs_C maybe someone just laid it

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September more like sextember, if you’re me,

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robarazzi was kind of the original reality von tease

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@tchalameg more like up shirt, haha

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hate when google docs gives me an anonymous name on a shared doc that doesn’t represent my true spirit

[mumblecore advocate @wowzowee]

This is how it feels all the time

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when we drive in your car i’m your baby Losing all my innocence in the backseat

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@ali_sivi guys :) its tomorrow haha,

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@ali_sivi its because this is undeniably her year

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker