John 🏴‍☠️

The internet isn't a real place.

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@gmorrison20221 @jameshr1872 I would have done a shite job, not because the flag or anything I'm just not very good.

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@KillaKreww

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@lporiginalg If my wife done that to be I'd have no choice but to powerbomb her thought the nearest kitchen table.

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@Creative_Unity @vakileazam Oh god it's speaking to me now 🤮

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@SaksLikely If you women are stupid a lot of things really start making sense.

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@prongs6969 @WarNever777 @CovfefeAnon @Shiftant Fantastic example of what he's talking about.

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@IndianGems_

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@reozon_terminal Found it!

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@RupertLowe10 @savanQadir

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@Macragge_ @Daisy_Dook I like this new trend of people posting their DNA results as a brag.

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@CowboyTek I've had a lot less emails at work. It's great, more cyber attack please!

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@MayankSenani @vakileazam

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@Creative_Unity @vakileazam

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@shashijyothi1 @vakileazam

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@Abby26872577891 @lkr Aye it's on the shelf next to the creamola foam.

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@Caldwell_2005 @monkieboy99 @jrockandrollt

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@fable @XBOX Every time this happens the arguments online are always the same and then the game makes much less than it should and then there's layoffs and companies close down.

Every time.

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@cgranier @Math_files Anyone who actually has to figure out stuff like this would hold a tape measure next to the string and just wrap it around the cylinder say "that's close enough" then get a few pints for lunch in spoons.

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@Jacula_101 @found_it_funny The correct choice!

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@offgriddesigner As far as I can tell Jeremy Vine just posts videos of himself being a dickhead all day while complaining that everyone else is a dickhead.