Zaqué

the algorithm will decide your fate

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

Call me Court Stenographer the way I clock this tea 📝

[trash jones @jzux]

alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. but you're not gonna like the performance

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

“Schizo”?? You mean Divinely Inspired??

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

Oh you went to “Friendsgiving”? Just say you’re lonely 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

At thanksgiving dinner cutting my wrists with the wine key

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

Sometimes you just gotta say “Alas…” and move on with your life

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

I’m socially gay but fiscally straight

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

“I’m not here to play around” okay, well, I am

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

My dream job is to go missing

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

The silliness has spread to my lungs 😔

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

Poets be like yeah that sentence goes hard. Write it down

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

I’m also watching the Aurora, but in a much more sophisticated, thoughtful, and ponderous way

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

They need to invent a coffee shop that sells cigarettes!!!

[‎ً @labyerenth]

Next yr im too old to be bisexual i have to choose one soon

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

Yeah I believe in ACAB…..
A CABernet Sauvignon

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

You can only use the f-slur on here if you’re actually gay!! Also you get a honorary pass if you have the Palestine flag in your bio

[Zaqué @absurdusername]

They’re trying to ban TikTok when they could be banning Outlook. Or league of legends.