sam

@no_alarrms 10/01/2025 ❤️ 20, he/it, autist, non-human guything 🔞 MDNI. weezer fan. irish dancer. dr peppercel. pfp by @Uniitoonz

[sam @absynthmal]

dr pepper pride flag fuck yes dude

[sam @absynthmal]

HAS ANYONE SEEN THAT 4CHAN POST THAT'S LIKE "IVE ALREADY GROOMED 2 CISSEXUAL MEN INTO BEAUTIFUL TRANSSEXUALS, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?" I REALLY NEED TO FIND IT PLEASE GOD PLEASE

[sam @absynthmal]

it has an image of trans women attached i don't remember what they were doing in it i just remember the text was something like that i don't remember i saw it like last year but i need to find it i've been trying to find it and i can't

[sam @absynthmal]

has anyone seen that 4chan post that's like "ive already groomed 2 cissexual men into beautiful transsexuals, whats your excuse?" i really need to find it please god please

[cate @seaofbelIs]

sometimes living with your parents as an adult feels like you are living in a house where everyone is infected with the mould from Resident Evil 7

[//ᵎᵎ ZGlimmerTv ᵎᵎ// @PupRockPony]

What is this genre of images 😭✌️

[Motherhood @Motherhoodspx]

Keep your ketchup and mustard in a pair of socks

[insect @Probotomite]

how it feels to be a dunderhead

[it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips]

remove all the plot from your story and replace it with gay sex

[Okami @OkamiOfficial]

TRUE AND REAL FACT: Amaterasu was once a dog!

Happy #AprilFools day! #Okami

[william/al @fazvodka]

(first day of celebrity high school)

teacher: today weʼll be learning about al gore

weird al yankovic: *nervous gulp*

nightmare: Listen up, teacher. That is completely disrespectful to say in front of Weird Al Yankovic. Why would you do that? What is wrong with you?

[uni⁷ vgen comms OPEN @Uniitoonz]

✨:0 !!!✨
I have a VGen!
I'd appreciate the support a lot, even if its just a follow! ^^

https://t.co/S3JBYBkLE7
#VGen #Commissions #Art

[sam @absynthmal]

i need to catch myself up on hams ball battles but ive been so miserable and sick i dont wanna do shit

[cav empty @cavempty_]

in several studies they have found that eunuch advisors are equally likely to betray you as non-eunuch advisors yet the stigma remains

[sam @absynthmal]

@Hamvangolio if gunther could just focus and aim he would do so much better. but let's not ignore the winner today. congrats bosh. i'm always happy to see heavy hitting melee balls doing well. something satisfying about it

[sam @absynthmal]

@Hamvangolio i'm sad to see the twins lose yet again. especially to greedy fuck lincoln. no words except eat the rich.

[sam @absynthmal]

@Hamvangolio after his last matchup going so poorly it was good to see mundus prove himself as a worthy opponent especially with how powerful his gimmick is. i don't like thuddeus because his name resembles someone from my dance school i don't like so i'm happy to see this win

[sam @absynthmal]

@Hamvangolio this was a very close match and manderly tried his best so i'm not gonna give him any hate. it's just that obee is an extremely skilled fighter with a strong gimmick. manderly still put up a good fight even if obee beat his ass in. congrats obee

[sam @absynthmal]

i didnt expect so many people to be looking at my shitty hams ball battles takes

[sam @absynthmal]

@Hamvangolio before i watched i was already all in on betting for my goat shaw. she always tends to do better than the others. but i do know that otis unfortunately struggles with some sort of sleep disorder so i begin to wonder how fair this matchup is even though my favored ball won