カズミ

Chi dorme non piglia pesci

[カズミ @abu_beks]

“Maisha ya mwanaadam ni hadithi tu hapa ulimwenguni, basi ee ndugu yangu kuwa hadithi nzuri kwa hao watakaosimuliwa” - Ali Hassan Mwinyi.

[Wavy☆ @Wavyswago]

How I be moving in front of the mirror when the fit hits just right

[Martin @riffrufff]

Took my dad hosi for his lung capacity tests.
Doc asks him "Baba, ile maneno ya sigara uliacha venye tuliongea?"
Dad "Kabisa. Hata siwezi taka"
Dr knows it's a lie. He texts the nurse. Nurse bursts in and goes "doc, una kiberiti nichome uzi"
Guess whose muscle memory kicked in

[カズミ @abu_beks]

😂😂😂😂

[Salim Alkhasas @salim_alkhasas]

Tukitoka hapa tunawaomba simba uwanja wa Mau, tucheze 1st eleven ya simba na madereva tax 11 wa zanzibar

[カズミ @abu_beks]

Chumaaaa

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

If I’m down on my luck and I vent to my darg about having no money, he’s gonna hit me with a scheme to get money..

He may even say “here hold a change”

If I vent to my girl about having no doe, she gonna think about what that means for her & how that affects her 1st

[カズミ @abu_beks]

Shit

[t. @t_tomno]

I have my work place saved on uber, the price would get crazy sometimes and it made no sense to me
So one day niliweka the building literally next to my work and it dropped significantly 💀
today at 4am ndio I have learned it’s surveillance pricing through a reel😭

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.

[Car.it @kipronobett_]

Is that a Supra? Yes, it is a Supra

[カズミ @abu_beks]

RT

[4:44 @leliibaby]

dating to marry will make you realize that the "plenty of fish in the sea" narrative is false. alot of people are really not worth that level of intimacy

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

God hasn’t blessed me with a Golf 7.5R yet cause he knows that I’d go thank him personally.

[Exotic Cars of Kenya 🇰🇪 @SpotterGang254]

Ronnie Kip beats Karan Rupal to claim the Rolling Race title🥇

[Jeremy Asynchronous @THEJERE]

First loss of the season. GC-ATE to the world.

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

“Take good care of Yan”

[カズミ @abu_beks]

Hii hamna bongo?

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

R50 at Dischem. 🫶🏾

[カズミ @abu_beks]

😭

[Daniel Banjoko @Dann_banj]

Thot daughter final answer

[カズミ @abu_beks]

Waletee

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Rodri has spoken to Deco and Hansi Flick and gave his green light to Barcelona in order to proceed in talks.

Official contract proposal already in Rodri’s agent hands and Barça also made contact with Manchester City.

Operation Rodri: full speed for FCB. 💥

[カズミ @abu_beks]

Tastebuds inategemea umetokea wapi

[Kante @MkulimaKante]

Huyu samaki wa kuitwa NGISI mbona anasifiwa sana namwambia mdau SATO ndio kila kitu anabisha kwa vifungu kabisa anakwambia Ngisi ndio samaki mtamu duniani😁🙌

[osama @0ba0sama]

Male group chats are always crazy 😭

[MGM! @callmemugii]

Hivi mnajua, Wachina wanaenda toe-to-toe na sisi?

Kwa mimi nisiwe muongo, napenda iwe ivo na inabidi iendelee kuwa ivo.
Wiki iliopita Ijumaa nliihudhuria TUCASA, pale Jakaya Kikwete Convention Center.

Sikukaa sana ndani, muda wangu ulikuwa mdogo. Nikatoka nje kama baada ya 1h.