false_khalifa 🏴🦋

In case you missed it #grammernazi

[عبدالله عوض @Abdullah_1639]

الحصان الذي يعرف وجهته، لا تُشتته الغابة.

[Human 🌱 @6tanky]

@Being_Humor to this... 😅

[Lumen @LumenX_]

Trust in the Lord.

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

“And they planned, and Allah planned. And Allah is the best of planners.” [Aal-Imran 3:54]

[Isyraf Zulkifli 𝕏 @theiceraf]

Banyak benda Allah dah bagi, tapi kau tetap pilih untuk rasa kurang.

[ZAMAN @zamannx]

3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[false_khalifa 🏴🦋 @abuisdead]

Kayuh sunrise kuantan

[SobatMiskinTV @MiskinTV_]

'Bahagia' itu Sederhana,
yang Rumit itu 'Gaji 2,5jt dibagi 30 hari'

[Noctara @rumilyrics]

God, please place me where I need to be.

[Catholic 𐕣 @myshawti]

Tidak pernah setersinggung ini

[Blackameer @Muktarameeer]

Normalise reading “Bismillah, tawakkaltu 'ala Allah, wa la hawla wa la quwwata illa billah” before you leave the house, we live in crazy world.

[Simpenan Pejabat ™ @BanyuSadewa]

Age Update 2026

1990 - 43 thn
1991 - 42 thn
1992 - 41 thn
1993 - 40 thn
1994 - 39 thn
1995 - 38 thn
1996 - 37 thn
1997 - 36 thn
1998 - 35 thn
1999 - 34 thn
2000- 33 thn
2001 - 32 thn
2002 - 31 thn
2003 - 30 thn
2004 - 29 thn
2005 - 28 thn
2006 - 27 thn
2007 - 26 thn

[Adam Adli @AdamAdli]

Pendidikan percuma itu bagus. PTPTN itu lintah darat.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

When someone TRULY loves you...

[Anna @annaopes]

𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠, 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑒.
— 𝑅𝑢𝑚𝑖

[false_khalifa 🏴🦋 @abuisdead]

1256: twitter is dead?

[Interesting STEM @InterestingSTEM]

Staying afloat in calm water might be more IQ than skill.

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