Kim Shlong Un🐉

Regret is for those who never dared

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

I work 40 hours straight you work 40 hours gay we are not the same

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Its only after KK came in they realized 2 acre plots are unsustainable. WEF vikaragosi

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

While UAE bought off Galana Kulalu 200,000 acres? They cant even fund basic secondary school education but want to bring you food. Haha

[JAMES @JamesTactics]

Respectfully: F*ck everyone involved in this statement including the fans

[⋆. 𐙚 whattheelle꩜🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @auntychellee]

Siku zinakuja tutajitoa wenyewe kwa nyumba tujaze streets bila organizers wa twt kutuambia venye wanataka. Ata inaeza kuwa Tuesday

[j.m. kettle @jmkettle]

If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.

[𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 @0xYator]

Kumbe sikuangi mlevi, ni pesa ndio nilikua nayo.

[Frases Player Tauz @oliverzimkk]

google fotos esperando o momento certo para acabar com a minha alegria

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

I hold no such qualms, only draw the line at relatives
Everyone else is fair game

[Fxm! @_fxmi_]

The annoying part about this Amorim guy and why it's more painful than every other previous managers is that every sensible Man Utd fan knows we lost a rare gem.

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Nairobi voters want to fumble Faith Odhiambo in senate for winnie😭😭😭😭. Si tulisema siasa ya tokenism na inheritance imeisha 😢

[Sophie Mugure Njehia @MugureNjehia]

A good evening to remind you that @NdindiNyoro brought us Finance Bill 2024 and Affordable Housing Levy

[vel76 @vel76szn]

Me when I have to play with my little cousins who are boys but im a man

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Walks like Kasongo, it is Kasongo.

[Mara @Marawrestling]

9 beers

[Rhein Amacher @RheinAmacher]

@jcg52 @jamestalarico @LindnerCtrHope Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Neanderthals are something else

[MARRIO @Marrio4PF]

Get up bro😭😂

[My Little Love. 💝 @Kirigwi_]

Wait until Kenyans learn that the FREE system Muranga County uses, is actually borrowed from the Ministry of Health and that means it can be used for free the whole country. But WSR & Aden can't use it. They want the one where there commission fees. Wako mboka

[mugisha🌸 @swugisha]

Prisons and schools being in the same sentence just shows how fucked up things are