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[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Take this to the bank. The 2027 Presidential race will be exactly like the 1997 election. There will be nothing like opposition unity. The following will all be on the ballot. With 318 days left, nothing will change. Hii imeenda.

[Billy @MwangiHub]

Mnakumbuka hii siku!! 😡😡

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Monthly reminder:

Stay away from another man's wife,

— whether she is as beautiful as a zebra

— whether she is having marital issues

— whether she appears seductive

Keep off.

You will be killed, and we shall use you as an example.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

Dear my friend Paul Waiganjo. Thank yiu for your call a few minutes ago. I have considered your request and regretably inform you that the previous offer was a one off limited offer that has since expired and is now off the table. Profuse apologies !

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

In Kisumu County, police are hunting down youths who mobilized others to attend the Linda Mwananchi Rally. The man being arrested here is known as Omar.

[TAWE MOVEMENT @TaweMovement1]

Kasongo has given Billions for Olkalou By-election and he will lose while his people in Sugoi are eating kumbe kumbe…😂😂-chege wa Majuice

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

The Government has decided to send goons to disrupt the ongoing voter registration in Transnzoia!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Yangu ni Ahsante tu…thank you Mombasa!

[Douglas Macgregor @DougAMacgregor]

BREAKING: Israel detects large missile launch from Iran.

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

A man’s final boss is the lust demon.

Once you defeat that, you’ll be unstoppable.

[Hon Millicent Omanga @MillicentOmanga]

MamaNiMjamo MamaMiradi MamaOmanga. MamaNairobi

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

We can declare a Gen Z presidential candidate, and you, politicians, will not sleep - Eric Omondi

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨BREAKING: Many intercepters launched around the IDF Headquarters, the Kirya, in Tel Aviv

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says the "American people deserve better and should take back their country."

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

This guy is smart, how he takes his time to answer questions

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING: Trump says Iran's entire military command "is gone."

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Riggy G is lethal

Hapa ni wapi? 🤣

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Governor Natembeya explains how Ruto’s options have narrowed downs and why one term has become a reality!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

KMPDU Deputy SG Miskellah, who was fired over strike, among Embu doctors promoted https://t.co/SlOdJIOi2A

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Gachagua is lethal. 😂